Harleen Quinzel

Jonathan wakes up to a new world, new memories, and old friends. What do you do when everything you've ever known is turned on its head? Jonathan's answer is 'find someone else dealing with the same damn thing and complain to them about it. Loudly.'

AKA: I hate Absolute Batman. So I thought to myself 'what if the characters suddenly had the memories of their more-or-less main counterparts (albeit a bit softened), and hated the Absolute universe as well?'

The joke goes like this: a not-Robin with a new name and a new face grabs a gun and knocks on Joker's door.

But this time, he doesn't call on Batman to prove himself to him. This time, there's no one around to stop him. This time...

...he pulls the trigger.

Ten of Arkham's inmates are forced to become teachers as part of an experimental new therapy program. They live and work at a highschool, with proximity collars that won't let them leave the premises.

This is their group chat.

A place to describe my ideas for a Batman reboot, with the hopes of eventually turning them into a long-form fic.

Joker comes to Jonathan with an unusual request. But is all really what it seems?

While Jonathan ponders his new cellmate, Joker performs a nightly ritual.

Stephanie's first Halloween after being adopted is a bit more chaotic than she might expect. Includes Fear Toxin, bad song rewrites, and maybe the beginning of a little romance.

Was going to post on Halloween, but accidentally deleted it and barely managed to restore it, so panic-posting now. Will add Fanart on Halloween, as a compromise.

The Iceberg Lounge is many things. To some, it's a silly theme club. To others, it's the center of a vast criminal organization. To Gotham's wealthy, it's a lovely place to bring a date or catch a show.

To Gotham's freaks, it's a haven.

(Points if you know which song I'm pulling the fic name and chapter titles from).

What could make Harley and Ivy better? Incorrect Quotes!

If Joker was gay and not abusive, what might his friendship with Doctor Harleen Quinzel have looked like? Perhaps Incorrect Quotes can give us the answer.

The Rogues have a group chat. An incorrect quotes-chat.

In a world where Joker isn't a murderous, abusive scumbag, he wouldn't be the kind of guy to manipulate a young psychiatrist into losing her mind.

So how did Doctor Harleen Quinzel become the infamous Harley Quinn?

Joker's feeling a little sad at Christmas, so he goes for a walk. Who does he happen to meet, but Batman!

Batman heads to Arkham to fight a breakout, except no one's actually trying to escape -- all the inmates are just reading?

Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Are human and Bruce Wayne's adopted kids/new Robins. Harley is Joker's adopted teenaged daughter, and Simon's best friend.

Twelve chapters, each a different month/Holiday, focusing on Simon and Harley.

Harley Quinn is the teenaged ward of The Joker, but the entire Rogues Gallery adopts her and they all live together.

Incorrect quotes!

The Destiny Freaks meet the Gotham Rogues (and Batman)