Author wrote and edited the prologue (bonus content included) in a DAY

It was four AM. That is something that remains clear in his memory, even years later. There was a single knock, crisp and smart, echoing slightly against the metal of the hatch to his den.

AKA: What if instead of being dropped off on the doorstep of a random coyote family, Calamity and Lil' Beeper had ended up with sometoon we know just a little bit better? What if Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, had to deal — quite unexpectedly — with something much more difficult than catching an impossibly fast Roadrunner?

What if our dear Wiley was a father?