Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner (Looney Tunes)

Roadie's best friend beta tests for the same company his cousin runs! How neat is that?

Oh? What's this about a lawsuit?

Edit: September 29, 2026, I finally actually watched the movie — oh my stars, did I predict some things!

It was four AM. That is something that remains clear in his memory, even years later. There was a single knock, crisp and smart, echoing slightly against the metal of the hatch to his den.

AKA: What if instead of being dropped off on the doorstep of a random coyote family, Calamity and Lil' Beeper had ended up with sometoon we know just a little bit better? What if Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, had to deal — quite unexpectedly — with something much more difficult than catching an impossibly fast Roadrunner?

What if our dear Wiley was a father?