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The Whole Gang

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Megamind (2010)
Main relationship: Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi
Main characters: Megamind (Megamind) Roxanne Ritchi
Other characters: Minion (Megamind) Metro Man (Megamind)
Other tags: Bisexual Roxanne Ritchi Childhood Trauma Pranks and Practical Jokes Arguing Food Friendship Fake Character Death Coffee Crimes & Criminals Kidnapping My 146th Fic Overall! :D Minor Injuries Math and Science Metaphors Mathematics Innuendo Truth or Dare Fanart
Language: English
Originally published: 05 Oct 2024 on AO3
Stats: 1,523 words25 chapters 43 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks51 readsUpdated 05 Oct 2024

Summary

Megamind Incorrect Quotes starring more than two people (for the most part).

The final part of this series!

Now updated with fanart in the final chapter.

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Chapter 21: Calculations

Gay!Wayne can still make jokes like this, right? ;)

This is one of my favorite jokes ever

I'd like to clarify that I hate the trope of women smacking men for minor offenses, but Wayne's literally invulnerable so I find this example fine.

Wayne: Roxie! I can't do this stupid math!

Roxanne: What’s the math problem?

Wayne: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Minion, covering Megamind's ears, while Roxanne smacks Wayne upside the head: Not going to lie, Mr Scott, that was hella smooth.

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SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2024-10-05

💙💙💙💙💙👽😂

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-06

👽 😊

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2024-10-05

😱 hehehe. Good one.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-06

Thanks 😊

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2024-10-05

😍 Delightful series! I hope more readers find it. You made me laugh so much.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-06

Thank you so much! I absolutely love knowing that I made someone laugh 😁

onChapter 25 via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2024-10-06

I started with the first story and waited with fear for the moment when the "next job" button would not appear. And here I am. I'm devastated. it was one crazy ride and I enjoyed every second of it)))

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-06

I'm glad you liked it so much! Comments like this make me so happy, thank you 😊

onChapter 25 via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2024-10-28

I. LOVE. THIS. made me cackle in the middle of the night, especially ch 23

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-28

Thank you, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I love knowing I made someone laugh. 😊

Bluebirdandfish via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2025-01-03

Very cute!

Arukir Author via AO3 2025-01-17

Glad you enjoyed it 😊

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2025-03-10

wayne you're a part of the reason they're not ok

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2025-03-10

lmao

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2025-03-10

ddjjvdswyiohcc THATS SO CUTE

Sundannsair via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2025-05-08

"Roxanne: Well, what do you three have to say for yourselves?
Metro Man: ...
Minion: ...
Megamind: ...Oops?"
Perfectly describes their dynamic🤣🤣🤣🤣

These were hilarious, thanks for sharing!❤️❤️❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2025-05-09

Glad you enjoyed 😊