Chapter 2: Farigiraf: Shut Up!
When a Farigiraf gets released into the wild yet again, her and her Tail have a disagreement about blame.
"I'm sorry, girl, but this really is for the best."
Girls.
Shut up.
"Farigiraf?"
"I wish you well. Good bye!"
...
Wild again, then.
This is your fault, you know.
Oh sure, put all the blame on me.
If you hadn't kept trying to bite him, we wouldn't be in this situation!
If he couldn't handle a few tiny love nips, he wasn't worthy of being our Trainer in the first place. Cheer up, I'm sure we'll find someone else soon.
You say that every time.
And I'm right every– what was that?
What?
That sound. Be quiet so I can... There it is again! Stop walking, we need to find it.
It's almost nightfall, I'm not going to stop looking for shelter just because you've started hearing voices.
Besides yours, you mean? And it's not a voice, it's more like a rumble or– okay, you HAD to have heard it that time!
I didn't hear anything, you crazy– HEY! How about a little warning next time, you almost bit my nose off!
Our nose. And how else was I supposed to make you stop?
MY nose.
Our nose! It's our body, it's our no– IT'S FOLLOWING US!
NOTHING IS FOLLOWING US!
"Donphan!"
...told you so.
Shut up and run!
You're the one with the legs!
What happened to 'it's our body'?
JUST SHUT UP AND RUN!
"Donphan!"
...
At least we can cross 'invade another Pokémon's territory' off our bucket list.
That wasn't on our bucket list!
It was on mine.
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