7 sparksChapter 1: Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot
Honker. Honker. Honker. Honker. Honker Muddlefoot.
Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot, that was his name.
He as well went by Honk, and Speck (though just for a day).
Best friend of Gosalyn, reluctantly her sidekick.
When they're in trouble (Goz's fault), his math saves them quick.
His calculations always, always, always do the trick.
Got a bully big brother, a ditzy father and mother.
He'd rather run away, leave the fighting to another.
But if Goz calls, he's there before you can say "astrophysics".
If Goz calls, he's there with a math book and some neat tricks.
Because he's Honker. Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot.
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Oh my gosh I love love love love this and have suddenly realized I need more Honker poetry in my life
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I've added one about Gosalyn, if you want to check that out.
Honk honk honk.more muddlefoot please. It's like cowbell, only better.
Rap it, it makes it even more epic.
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