Highschool AU Characters

Chapter 1: William 'Wylie' Ethelbert Connelly

A highschool physics professor who honestly could get a better job, if it wasn't for his habit of blowing things up. He struggled with selective mutism in his youth, and retains a fluency in Sigh Language because of it.

His mutism was triggered by his obsessive nature, which he long ago wrestled under control. Unfortunately for him, a brand-new obsession with a certain PE Teacher is about to send him spiraling.

Has a rivalry with the school janitor. Wylie admittedly started it, but the other escalated it.

Chapter 2: Theodore Rodney Ryder

A mute PE Teacher that just started working at Melodie High. He looks younger than he is, and acts like it as well. He's fun-loving, mischievous, and a tad oblivious — despite this, he's a lot more intelligent than he seems.

Rodney, though unable to speak, has an uncanny ability to mimic sounds. His favorite is the horn of a truck.

He finds a new favorite game in seeing just how many buttons he can push on a certain brilliant Physics professor before he snaps. It's both less and more than he would've guessed.

Chapter 3: Robert 'Bugs' Benji

A calm and laid back Janitor with a love for carrots and a mischievous streak that few suspect until it's too late. Is young, despite the grey hair.

Chapter 4: Daniel 'Danny' Sheldon Rogers

I actually haven't really decided much about him beyond the fact he's dating Bugs. Might be an astronomy or music teacher, might not work at the school, who knows?

Chapter 5: Augustus 'Gus' Lezah

The bulky but kind-hearted son of the school nurse, Hazel Lezah. He's a little dimwitted and not always all there, but he's loyal and loving. However, he is more than willing and capable of teaching someone a very painful lesson if they manage to anger him.

Chapter 6: Sylvester J. Webster

The twelve-year-old middle Webster child. Though homeschooled, he's grown up wandering around the highschool that his adoptive grandmother is the Principal of. He's snappish and snarky, constantly getting into trouble. He has an emotional support doll.

He's known for getting into fights with his adoptive younger brother, always trying to prove the supposed angel is actually a troublemaker, which tends to end badly for him. When push comes to shove, however, he'd rather get in trouble than let anything bad happen to either of his siblings.

Chapter 7: Tracey Webster

The musically-proficient, chaos-loving, adorably androgynous youngest Webster child. He can be sweet as pumpkin pie or equally rude as the mood strikes him, being far more intelligent than a child his age should be. He's still a child, though, and can be easily emotionally overwhelmed at times.

Chapter 8: Penelope Webster

The oldest Webster child. She is protective of her adopted siblings, but is very independent and spends most of her time focused on herself. She has a love of fashion. She plays with her braid a lot.

She's in an on-again-off-again, somewhat toxic game of Hard To Get with a boy named José 'Pepé' Gonzales. Unfortunately, when she wants to date him and when he wants to date her rarely line up.

Chapter 9: José 'Pepé' Gonzales

Half Spanish, half French. He has a love for romance, stinky cologne, fashion, and dancing.

Is in an on-again-off-again, somewhat toxic game of Hard To Get with a girl named Penelope Webster. Unfortunately, when he wants to date and when she wants to date rarely line up.

Chapter 10: Santiago 'Santi/Sandy' Gonzales

A track star and amateur chef with a strong sense of justice and a love for trouble. He's energetic and musical.

Chapter 11: ??? ???

He looks way too much like Elmer, so maybe I'll make them related. Fudd does sound a bit like Pig, after all. Anyways, he's friends with Bugs and Danny. And that's all I got.

Chapter 12: Marvin D. Hugh Mann

A definitely normal human exchange student who is definitely not from space. Totally.

Chapter 13: Kenny

Marvin's Totally Normal, Regular Earth Dog.