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Smurfskip (Or: How Jokey Smurf Invented Parkour)

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters
Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Original Animal Character(s) Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags
Time Loop Groundhog Day Temporary Character Death Blood and Injury Magic Descent into Madness Angst with a Happy Ending BAMF Jokey Smurf Survival Hope Depression Pranks and Practical Jokes Parkour Squirrels Birds Bugs & Insects Bees Foxes Time Skips Tree Climbing Rock Climbing rock climbing from Hell Panic Attacks Drowning Alligators & Crocodiles Ambiguous/Open Ending Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trauma Psychological Trauma Darker than my usual stuff but ends well
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
6,137 words65 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks77 readsUpdated 02 Feb 2025
Summary

Jokey pranks a fox, insults the universe, and has a very bad day... over and over and over again.

Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 9...

Notes

Trigger warnings: Temporary character death, some blood, depression

This is a bit darker than I normally write, but I hope you enjoy this story anyways! :)

Chapter 3: [03:21]

Loop 3


 

Jokey inhales harshly, his eyes snapping open. He's back on the branch, bucket balanced precariously nearby. Before his memories can entirely catch up, before he even knows why he feels such panic, he snatches the bucket and holds it close to his chest. What if it fell? What if it hit the fox? What if...

 

What if he died again?

 

But that doesn't make any sense, Smurfs don't just die and come back to life!

 

(Well, except for Boo Smurf... But that's different)

 

Tremors shake through Jokey's body as memories of flashing teeth and ripping claws shake through his mind. He's died, been eaten, twice now. It isn't possible. He can remember it. It can't have happened. It has to have been a really weird dream-within-a-dream. Yeah, that's it!

 

In fact, maybe he never went out to prank the fox at all! Maybe he's still safe in his Mushroom, about to wake up in his own bed. He isn't standing on a tree branch, clutching a bucket of stolen potion like a lifeline, too scared to move for fear of tripping and spilling the bucket again.

 

He'll just stay right here, unmoving, until he wakes up. This plan, unfortunately, doesn't last very long. A beam of sunlight pierces through the canopy above him, shining right in his eye. Jokey sneezes. The bucket goes flying.

 

This time, Jokey runs the opposite direction, towards Gargamel's hut. It's dangerous, sure, but way less dangerous than dying again. After an hour, much longer than it should take, he finds the path up the hill that leads to the wizard's house. He dashes up it, hoping the old man's short on fox fur for his potions, smacking straight into–

 

The cliff, in the woods, far away from the hill.

 

He actually manages to get a few inches up it before the yellow fox catches up.

9 carried over from the original posting

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