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Smurfskip (Or: How Jokey Smurf Invented Parkour)

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters
Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Original Animal Character(s) Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags
Time Loop Groundhog Day Temporary Character Death Blood and Injury Magic Descent into Madness Angst with a Happy Ending BAMF Jokey Smurf Survival Hope Depression Pranks and Practical Jokes Parkour Squirrels Birds Bugs & Insects Bees Foxes Time Skips Tree Climbing Rock Climbing rock climbing from Hell Panic Attacks Drowning Alligators & Crocodiles Ambiguous/Open Ending Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trauma Psychological Trauma Darker than my usual stuff but ends well
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
6,137 words65 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks118 readsUpdated 02 Feb 2025
Summary

Jokey pranks a fox, insults the universe, and has a very bad day... over and over and over again.

Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 9...

Notes

Trigger warnings: Temporary character death, some blood, depression

This is a bit darker than I normally write, but I hope you enjoy this story anyways! :)

Chapter 49: [71:36]

Loop 88


 

Jokey misses Vanity's habit of insulting Smurfs behind closed doors, small flaws caught with shockingly keen eyes from behind the safety his mirror. Misses his delightful observations that he shares with so few, Jokey lucky enough to be among them.

 

The squirrel shows up again. Jokey grins, jumping at it right as it knocks the bucket over. His hands latch tightly onto its fur, getting pulled along as it bounds back into the treetops.

 

His arms wrap tight around its chest. It screeches, running and jumping and twirling in ways Jokey didn't know was possible, trying to force him off. It's so fast, even the bees can't keep up with it.

 

Jokey's arms are sore, his stomach is flipping into itself, he's holding back bile and screams — but he's managing to hold on. The treetops reach over the cliff, over the deep canyon; if he can find a way to direct it, maybe he can ride the squirrel over the cliff!

 

The squirrel screeches again, louder than before, and spins in the air. Its back hits a tree trunk hard, slamming the air out of Jokey's lungs. He wheezes, feeling bones crack.

 

Jokey loses his grip, falling to forest below.

9 carried over from the original posting

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