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Smurfskip (Or: How Jokey Smurf Invented Parkour)

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters
Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Original Animal Character(s) Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags
Time Loop Groundhog Day Temporary Character Death Blood and Injury Magic Descent into Madness Angst with a Happy Ending BAMF Jokey Smurf Survival Hope Depression Pranks and Practical Jokes Parkour Squirrels Birds Bugs & Insects Bees Foxes Time Skips Tree Climbing Rock Climbing rock climbing from Hell Panic Attacks Drowning Alligators & Crocodiles Ambiguous/Open Ending Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trauma Psychological Trauma Darker than my usual stuff but ends well
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
6,137 words65 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks101 readsUpdated 02 Feb 2025
Summary

Jokey pranks a fox, insults the universe, and has a very bad day... over and over and over again.

Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 9...

Notes

Trigger warnings: Temporary character death, some blood, depression

This is a bit darker than I normally write, but I hope you enjoy this story anyways! :)

Chapter 55: [86:10]

Loop 105


 

Jokey misses the way Magician... just everything about his Mushroomate, actually. Even the stuff he usually complains about.

 

There's some really, really tall rocks right next to either side of the cliff. Maybe he can squeeze past them..?

 

The tall rocks feel like glass cutting into him, slicing purple lines into his bruised body. The fox watches in curiousity, not bothering to pounce on him quite yet. He falls backwards and doesn't try again, accepting that even a Smurf isn't small enough to squeeze through — not without being turned into confetti, anyways.

 

But, still, maybe he can climb up the stone? His clothing tears and skin burns as the rock cuts into them, but he ignores it. He's getting higher, almost there–

 

His vision clouds over, dizziness overcoming him. His body goes numb. There's a lot of purple smeared on the stone.

 

The fox doesn't even get to him this time.

9 carried over from the original posting

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