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Smurfskip (Or: How Jokey Smurf Invented Parkour)

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters: Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Original Animal Character(s) Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags: Time Loop Groundhog Day Temporary Character Death Blood and Injury Magic Descent into Madness Angst with a Happy Ending BAMF Jokey Smurf Survival Hope Depression Pranks and Practical Jokes Parkour Squirrels Birds Bugs & Insects Bees Foxes Time Skips Tree Climbing Rock Climbing rock climbing from Hell Panic Attacks Drowning Alligators & Crocodiles Ambiguous/Open Ending Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trauma Psychological Trauma Darker than my usual stuff but ends well
Language: English
Originally published: 02 Feb 2025 on AO3
Stats: 6,137 words65 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks93 readsUpdated 02 Feb 2025

Summary

Jokey pranks a fox, insults the universe, and has a very bad day... over and over and over again.

Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 9...

Notes

Trigger warnings: Temporary character death, some blood, depression

This is a bit darker than I normally write, but I hope you enjoy this story anyways! :)

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Chapter 58: [101:20]

Loop 120

Jokey keeps fighting.

He's falling towards the open jaws, an almost boring happening at this point. His fright is dulled enough to think, a sudden spike of NO! going through his mind.

He twists, kicking the fox's snout, making it yelp (more out of shock than pain; Smurfs really are quite tiny). The force of the kick sends Jokey towards one of the jagged rocks.

By complete accident, he kicks the rock as well, sending himself higher into the air.

Jokey catches a glimpse of the cliff. His brain grinds to a halt.

There, above the blank stripe halfway up, are more handholds. If he can get past the blank spot, he can climb over the cliff!

He cackles in joy, cut off all too soon by his descent back towards the jagged rocks. He falls straight on the point of a particularly sharp one.

Yeah... This is his least favorite way to go.

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