Fighting Hawks Group Chat

Chapter 3: Old Introductions

[Sly-Bird]: What is this?

[Stronghold]: A communications network.

[Sly-Bird]: Where are the Users?

[Rayzor]: No Users, just us.

[Sly-Bird]; Why?

[Tally-Hawk]: To better coordinate our efforts in assisting the Users and patrolling Limbo.

[Mayday]: For fun, so we can get to know each other better! I'm May, my User is Copper Kidd — he's the smart one.

[Rayzor]: Excuse me???

[Stronghold]: Our Users are 100x smarter than your monkey boy.

[Mayday]: 1) that's speciest. 2) MY MONKEY BOY IS BEST YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[Sly-Bird]: ...I can see stars through the window.

[Tailspin]: We're in space.

[Sly-Bird]: There's a lamp on my User's desk.

[Tailspin]; ...okay?

[Sly-Bird]: My wings are flapping.

[Gyro]: Yeah I don't think he understands how this works.

[Sly-Bird]: I am entering the control room. There are lights.

[Tally-Hawk]: None of you understands how this works. That's the problem.

[Sly-Bird]: I'm landing on a console. My User is petting my head.

[Mayday]: How are the pettings?

[Sly-Bird]: They're nice.

[Tally-Hawk]: THIS ISN'T WHAT THIS NETWORK IS FOR, STOP IT.

[Sly-Bird]: Happy bird. :)