Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Communications Frequency

Chapter 1

'DOCTOR13' HAS CREATED GROUP CHAT

GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN NAMED 'HELL YES I DID IT'

'DOCTOR9', 'DOCTOR10', 'DOCTOR11', AND 'DOCTOR12' HAVE BEEN ADDED TO 'HELL YES I DID IT' GROUP CHAT

'DOCTOR13' HAS UPDATED NICKNAMES

'DOCTOR9' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'BUZZCUT'

'DOCTOR10' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'TRENCHCOAT'

'DOCTOR11' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'BOWTIE'

'DOCTOR12' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'EYEBROWS'

'DOCTOR13' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'GIRLY'

[Girly]

(HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID!!! 😜 😜 😜)

[Eyebrows]

(What the fuck is this?)

[Bowtie]

(WE GET NAMES??!)

(💖🎀💖)

[Trenchcoat]

(Why am I called Trenchcoat?)

(I don't wear it THAT often, do I?)

[Buzzcut]

(Who are you people???)

[Girly]

(We're you!! 😃😃😃)

[Bowtie]

(Wait we are??)

[Eyebrows]

(How the fuck did you do this)

[Trenchcoat]

(I'm ten which numbers are you guys?)

(Nvrmnd just saw the original names)

[Buzzcut]

(No one answer that we can't affect our own history like this)

(Aw fuck)

[Bowtie]

(We have a 13th??!)

[Eyebrows]

(Not if I have anything to say about it)

[Trenchcoat]

(Are we okay?)

[Girly]

(We get better, don't worry)

[Bowtie]

(Wait he comes right after me)

(How do I get that depressed???)

[Eyebrows]

(Shut up I'm not THAT depressed)

[Bowtie]

(You shut up)

[Eyebrows]

(No YOU shut up!)

[Buzzcut]

(Both of you shut up)

[Trenchcoat]

(13 this is hilarious you're a GENIUS)

[Girly]

(Thanks 🤣🤣🤣)

[Trenchcoat]

(Wait 'girly'?)

(Are we a girl???)

[Girly]

(Spoilers 🤫 😉)

[Trenchcoat]

(At least tell me that one of you is ginger)

[Girly]

(Sorry buddy 🙁)

[Trenchcoat]

(OH COME ON)

Chapter 2

[Trenchcoat]

(--selfie--)

(Hey besties!!)

[Bowtie]

(--selfie clearly parodying Trenchcoat's--)

(hey besties !!1!)

[Trenchcoat]

(I literally hate you so much)

Chapter 3

[Bowtie]

(12, it’s your turn to wash the dishes)

[Eyebrows]

(I’ll wash the walls red with your blood)

[Bowtie]

(Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time)

[Sexy]

(If you get bloodstains on my console again, I'm leaving you in the dark ages)

(Do not test me)

[Buzzcut]

(Who the fuck is that??)

[Bowtie]

(NO ONE IT'S NO ONE JUST SHUT UP)

[Girly]

(Guys I figured out how to let the TARDIS into the chat!!! 😜 🚨 😍 🥳 💙)

[Buzzcut]

(Wait what? Why is the TARDIS calling itself sexy??)

[Eyebrows]

(Right you're still hung up on Rose, aren't you?)

[Sexy]

(It?? Excuse me??)

(I am SO leaving your ass in the dark ages.)

[Bowtie]

(Who's Rose again?)

[Buzzcut]

(EXCUSE ME?)

[Trenchcoat]

(You cannot be that forgetful)

[Sexy]

(It's from all the fish fingers he eats, polluting his brain)

[Bowtie]

(I only ate those ONCE)

[Girly]

(To be fair, at least he didn't forget an entire person's existence like 12 did)

[Eyebrows]

(What? I didn't forget anyone)

[Girly]

(You forget Clara)

[Buzzcut]

(13 STOP GIVING US INFORMATION FROM THE FUTURE)

[Eyebrows]

(Who??)

[Bowtie]

(Oh yay, that means I don't lose her!)

(Wait what EZCUSE ME???)

(How did/do you forget Clara??!)

[Buzzcut]

(How did/do YOU forget Rose?!)

[Bowtie]

(I didn't actually I was just messing with you and 10)

(Now shut up I need to know this)

[Eyebrows]

(I can't remember how I forgot)

[Sexy]

(Of course you can't you wiped your memories)

[Buzzcut]

(Wait what happens to Rose?)

[Eyebrows]

(OUT OF ALL THE MEMORIES I COULD'VE BLOCKED, WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO ERASE A COMPANION???)

(She is/was/will be a companion, right?)

[Buzzcut]

(No seriously what happens to Rose?)

[Girly]

(Spoilers you two)

[Buzzcut]

(Oh yeah, NOW you care about spoilers)

[Eyebrows]

(Fuck you 13)

[Bowtie]

(Wait isn't 13 the cursed number? Is she/will she be traumatized from all the bad luck she has/will have???)

[Girly]

(No I'm traumatized from all the bad luck 12 had/has)

(Like that time he spent billions of years dying over and over again)

[Bowtie]

(Wait we WHAT NOW??)

[Eyebrows]

(It wasn't/won't be THAT BAD)

(I mean, 11 got erased from existence, saw the TARDIS explode, was shot by River...)

[Trenchcoat]

(DID YOU JUST SAY THE TARDIS EXPLODES/EXPLODED??)

[Sexy]

(I got/get better, don't worry)

[Buzzcut]

(HOW THE FUCK DO I AVOID BECOMING YOU GUYS?)

[Girly]

(Aww, he thinks he can escape our trauma)

[Eyebrows]

(How cute)

[Trenchcoat]

(Are you sure we're okay??)

[Bowtie]

(Like we were ever okay)

Chapter 4

[Buzzcut]

(I'm not superstitious...)

[Eyebrows]

(But I am a little stitious.)

Chapter 5

[Bowtie]

(Guys, my TARDIS is missing)

[Girly]

(Good)

[Eyebrows]

(What?)

[Girly]

(What?)

(Oh sorry, BAD)

(I get those two confused sometimes)

(😂 😂 😂)

[Trenchcoat]

(That's it I'm signing us up for therapy)

[Bowtie]

(Nevermind TARDIS just became a woman again)

[Girly]

(Oh RIGHT)

[Eyebrows]

(Fun times)

[Buzzcut]

(WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS)

[Trenchcoat]

(What do you mean again???)

(How far away am I from that happening?)

[Buzzcut]

(DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT)

(AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL CARES ABOUT THE TIME STREAM??)

[Eyebrows]

(Yes)

[Girly]

(Yep! 😜 😜 🪿)

(*😜)

[Bowtie]

(Always that one loser in the chat who isn't down with punching a hole in the space-time continuum)

Chapter 6

[Trenchcoat]

(Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.)

[Eyebrows]

(Unless you're home alone.)

[Bowtie]

(Meh, probably just the Dream Lord again in that case)

[Eyebrows]

(Oh yeah, you're right)

[Trenchcoat]

(I'm sorry, the WHAT?)

Chapter 7

[Buzzcut]

(Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?)

[Girly]

(Wait, what’s the difference again?)

[Buzzcut]

(One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire. 🔥🔥🔥)

[Trenchcoat]

(OH MY GODS I REMEMBER THAT 😂😂😂)

[Sexy]

[I'm going to have to/I had to filter out smoke for WEEKS 🤬]

[Bowtie]

(Ah, the folly of youth)

[Buzzcut]

(I'm not young!)

(I'm over 900 years old already!)

[Eyebrows]

(Awww, he thinks he's all gwown up)

[Girly]

(How adorable 🥰)

[Buzzcut]

(Fuck all of you)

(Wait)

(WAIT WAIT WAIT)

(Hey, guys...)

[Trenchcoat]

(NO DON'T YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT YOU FILTHY CRRATURE)

[Bowtie]

(Says the guy who had a threesome with a zygon)

[Buzzcut]

(Please tell me we didn't/don't)

[Trenchcoat]

(IT WASN'T LIKE THAT)

(11 STOP SAYING THAT 😭)

[Bowtie]

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

[Trenchcoat]

(STOP IT)

[Buzzcut]

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

[Trenchcoat]

(The others are bullying me!)

[Sexy]

(Doctor stop bullying yourself)

[Girly]

(They aren't saying anything that isn't true, tho)

[Sexy]

(NOW Doctor)

[Bowtie]

(Oh fine)

[Eyebrows]

(You're no fun)

[Buzzcut]

(Wait that means I'm going to kiss a big slimy sucker face)

(NOOO 😭)

[Girly]

(Yeah but you do a bunch of cool stuff right after that)

[Buzzcut]

(Really? Like what?)

[Girly]

(Like go to Gallifrey and–)

(Oh, whoop, spoilers 🤫)

[Buzzcut]

(You BITCH)

Chapter 8

[Eyebrows]

(Hey, Nine, why did the chicken cross the road?)

[Buzzcut]

(To get to the other side?)

[Eyebrows]

(You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“)

[Buzzcut]

(Fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?)

[Eyebrows]

(To get to the idiot’s house)

[Buzzcut]

(...Ok?)

[Bowtie]

(Hey, 9. Knock knock)

[Buzzcut]

(No)

[Bowtie]

(You were supposed to say “who’s there?”)

[Buzzcut]

(Fine, let’s get this over with. Who’s there?)

[Bowtie]

(The chicken)

[Trenchcoat]

(Oh BURN!!!)

[Girly]

(😂 😂 😂 )

[Buzzcut]

(Listen here you little shits–)

Chapter 9

[Eyebrows]

(I can't believe I drop so far in intelligence)

[Girly]

(Hey! 😡)

(I'm plenty smart! 🧐)

[Bowtie]

(Tbf, you kinda act like you're constantly suffering from post-regeneration brain scrambling)

(And that's coming from ME, so...)

[Girly]

(I do not!;!;)

(*!!!!)

(And even if I do, that doesn't mean I'm not smart)

(--gif of a duck wearing glasses with equations spinning around behind it--)

(↑Me 😤)

[Eyebrows]

(What's two plus two?)

[Girly]

(Cucumber sandwich)

(Sorry I meant )

(Math.)

[Bowtie]

(I will accept that answer)

[Girly]

(Which one?)

[Bowtie]

(I mean, they're both good, so...)

[Eyebrows]

(NO)

Chapter 10

[Trenchcoat]

(I know we're not supposed to do spoilers, but surely it wouldn't hurt to just say what we're going to look like, right?)

(Pleeeeease 🥺)

[Buzzcut]

(NO)

(Who knows what that would change!)

[Sexy]

(Not much, actually)

(Like, nothing really)

[Buzzcut]

(Seriously?)

(Oh fine, then, let's do it)

(You guys already know what I look like, tho)

[Trenchcoat]

(YAY 🥳)

(I have a trenchcoat!)

[Buzzcut]

(Really? I never would've guessed)

[Girly]

(Don't forget the sneakers!)

[Trenchcoat]

(💖👟👟👟💖)

(MY BELOVEDS)

[Bowtie]

(We were such a fashion disaster, ugh...)

[Eyebrows]

(You're one to talk, raggedy man)

[Bowtie]

(I was still wearing 10's clothes it's not my fault 😭 )

(BOWTIES ARE COOL, TRENCHCOATS & SNEAKERS DROOL)

[Trenchcoat]

(YOU TAKE THAT BACK)

[Bowtie]

(NEVER)

[Buzzcut]

(Yep, this was a mistake)

[Sexy]

(Oh I wish I could eat popcorn 😆)

[Girly]

(My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens.")

(✨🌈🌈🌈But with more rainbows🌈🌈🌈✨)

[Eyebrows]

(Oh gods tell me you aren't serious)

[Girly]

(Like your aesthetic is better???)

[Eyebrows]

(I'm distinguished and respectable)

[Girly]

(Puh-leeze!! 🤣🤣🤣)

(You're a punk rocker granddad going through five midlife-crisis at once)

(Mr 'playing a guitar on a tank in the middle ages')

(Like, overcompensating much, dude?)

[Buzzcut]

(YOU DID WHAT NOW??!)

Chapter 11

[Eyebrows]

(Could you be anymore annoying, 13?)

[Girly]

(Yep, just give me a second! 😁)

[Eyebrows]

(Wait what)

[Buzzcut]

(What did you just do??)

[Trenchcoat]

(WHY IS MY TARDIS MAKING A SCREECHING SOUND??)

[Bowtie]

(Mine's doing it too!)

[Eyebrows]

(So's mine)

[Buzzcut]

(What's going on???)

[Sexy]

(You hacked me, you clever thing)

[Buzzcut]

(What no I didn't)

[Sexy]

(Not you you, the smarter you)

[Buzzcut]

(Oi, thanks a lot 😵‍💫)

[Bowtie]

(My Companion's threatening to space me if I don't stop the sound)

[Trenchcoat]

(It's getting worse HOW IS IT GETTING WORSE???!)

[Eyebrows]

(Alright 13, I'm sorry, you've proven your point)

(NOW MAKE IT STOP)

[Girly]

(Make it stop?)

(Yes, because that is something I can do)

(Totally)

(Just give me a second)

(Okay guys I might've made a tiny little whoopsie)

[Buzzcut]

(You better be kidding me)

(Tell me your kidding me)

(Forget the timeline I'm tracking you down and STRANGLING you 13!!)

[Girly]

(IT WAS AN ACCIDENT)

(Sorta)

(Not really)

(Okay, yeah, my bad)

(Someone make it stop 😭)

[Sexy]

(Oh THIS is going to be/is/was fun)

(😈 😈 😈)

Chapter 12

[Bowtie]

(honk)

[Eyebrows]

(WHAT.)

[Girly]

(HONK.)

[Eyebrows]

(WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECES OF SHIT?????

Chapter 13

[Girly]

(You might not know this, fam, but we are a flawed person)

[Eyebrows]

(I do know that, yes)

Chapter 14

[Girly]

(I’m Bisexual and confused.?)

(Not at the fact that I’m a Bisexual, I just never know what the FUCK is going on.)

[Eyebrows]

(We're a Timelord)

(We don't have sexual orientation)

(We BARELY have GENDER)

[Girly]

(Oh, riiiiiiihht)

(Guess I'm just confused then!)

(--gif of a cat dancing--)

(--gif of a sushi dancing--)

(--many more gifs of things dancing--)

[Eyebrows]

(That's it I am NOT regenerating)

(I'm just staying like this forever)

[Trenchcoat]

(That's an option?)

[Buzzcut]

(NO)

(Unfortunately)

[Bowtie]

(Can I possibly not regenerate too???)

[Eyebrows]

(Oh fuck off you fez-obsessed dork)

[Bowtie]

(😎 FEZES ARE COOL 😎)

[Buzzcut]

(Maybe we should look into this staying-the-sane thing...)

[Trenchcoat]

(*same, not sane :))

[Buzzcut]

(I said what I said)

[Girly]

(Awww you think we were sane once 😍 😂)

Chapter 15

[Girly]

(Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?)

[Trenchcoat]

(UMMM???)

[Buzzcut]

(Ok, first of all, what the fuck? Why are you eating dirt?)

[Girly]

(Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.)

Chapter 16

[Eyebrows]

(We're an idiot)

[Girly]

(Why?)

[Eyebrows]

(Just in general)

[Buzzcut]

(Fair)