Megamind Soulbind AU

Chapter 2: Soulbind Group Chat

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[Okay, my idiot's almost ready to go]

[Everybody in position?]

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[I've asked you to stop calling him that]

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[I'll stop when he stops wearing gold spandex]

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[I'm using Roxanne's work computer, she's just wrapping up end-of-day chatter with her coworkers]

[Five more minutes, maybe?]

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[Okay, good, that gives me time to park]

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[Fair warning: Hal was extra Hal today, so Roxanne's a little on edge]

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[Ugh, why is she even friends with that groob?]

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[LANGUAGE!]

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[Sorry, fish]

[That asshole]

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[Better :)]

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[I mean, he's nice enough most of the time]

[He's just a little pushy, sometimes]

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[If you say so]

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[I'm sure Sir's plan will make her feel better, it's extra special today!]

[And I have sugar cookies for when the cameras are off!]

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[Oooh, sugar cookies!]

[I'll make sure my idiot doesn't rescue her too quickly, then]

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[Seriously, STOP]

[Can't you be a little respectful??]

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[Let me think about it...]

[Hmmm...]

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[You're a bastard, you know that?]

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[Shhh, I'm thinking]

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[Well, doing anything for the first time is hard]

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[HOW DARE YOU, YOU OVERSIZED GUPPY!]

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[I AM A PIRANHA, YOU SONGBIRD ON STEROIDS]

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[Stop arguing and get your game faces on]

[Signing off now, we're leaving the building in a minute]

[Bye, guys]

[Game time]

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[Game time!]

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[Must we do this every time?]

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[It's tradition, wing!]

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[Oh, fine]

[Game time]

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[:)]