Justice Dorks

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GROUP CHAT 'JUSTICE DUCKS' HAS BEEN CREATED

GROUP NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO 'JUSTICE DORKS'

[QueenOfTheOcean]: For the last time, we aren't ducks!

[Steggers]: I used to be!

QUEENOFTHEOCEAN HAS BLOCKED STEGGERS

[TokenSidekick]: I'm a pelican, does that count?

QUEENOFTHEOCEAN HAS BLOCKED TOKENSIDEKICK

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Anyone else wanna try me?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: You can't just block everyone!

[QueenOfTheOcean]: You're right, honey. I can't block everyone.

QUEENOFTHEOCEAN HAS BLOCKED THETERRORTHATFLAPSINTHENIGHT

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Only the stupid people.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: What must it be like to live in your head, Fenton? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

[ArtilugioDePato]: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Wingy!

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Morgana always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

[QueenOfTheOcean]: I like Steggmutt and all the not-Steggmutts equally.

[CrystalBitch]: I am working on this whole Good Witch thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starducks deserves to have hellfire rain down on them, okay?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Morgana, sweetie, NO.

[CrystalBitch]: Morgana sweetie YES :)

(This is based on a conversation had by my family)

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: You can't have a midlife crisis if you do what you love.

[CrystalBitch]: You can't have a midlife crisis if you're immortal.

[QueenOfTheOcean]: You can't have a midlife crisis if you're always in a crisis.

[ArtilugioDePato]: Is that me?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: What? No.

[QueenOfTheOcean]: YES

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Dorkwibg and Morgana's convo?

[TokenSidekick]: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

[Steggers]: I'm in the washing machine.

[ArtilugioDePato]: I'm in the closet.

[TokenSidekick]: We accept you Fenton. <3

[ArtilugioDePato]: No I'm literally in the closet.

[TokenSidekick]: Love is love. <3

[CrystalBitch]: Is this a good idea?

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Or, you know, remotely safe?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Probably not. Ask me if I care.

[Steggers]: Do you care?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: ✨ No✨:)

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Thanks for seeing my very important message and never responding.

[ArtilugioDePato]: All good Wingy, any time. :)

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: CLUCK YOU.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: The first time Gizmo opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside, he yelled 'OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!'

[ArtilugioDePato]: I get that you're trying to insult me but I feel like I should warn you that Launchpad actually DID do that.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Oh my goddess, tell me he didn't 

[ArtilugioDePato]: He DID

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Cluck. Okay, thanks. Uh, sorry, I guess.

[TokenSidekick]: Hey guys! Why are so many messages deleted from the chat?

[ArtilugioDePato]: Are they? Huh, how strange. We should probably forget about this and move on with our lives.

[TokenSidekick]: It looks like the messages are from you and DW. What were you guys talking about about?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: LP I changed my mind you can make snacks for the team meeting.

[TokenSidekick]: I CAN?? :D

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Yes. You should go do that. Now.

[TokenSidekick]: Righto, DW. Yay!

[ArtilugioDePato]: Quick thinking, Wingy.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Shut up, boltbrain.

[Steggers]: Whats love?

[CrystalBitch]: Passion, intrigue, just a hint of danger! All building to the moment where they throw themselves together in a delicate embrace!

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: An emotional minefield.

[ArtilugioDePato]: A neurochemical reaction.

[TokenSidekick]: ♪oh, Baby don't hurt me...♪

[QueenOfTheOcean]: What kind?

[Steggers]: There's more then one kind??

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Platonic — what I feel for the jerks on this team. Protective — what I feel for the the ocean creatures. Familial — what I feel for you, hon.

[Steggers]: Then I guess I meant romantic?

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Not my department.

[ArtilugioDePato]: Pettiest moments, go!

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. To this day, Launchpad still thinks that kiwi eggs are bigger than ostrich eggs.

[TokenSidekick]: Wait they arent???

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Of course they are, buddy, I'm just messing with Giz.

[ArtilugioDePato]: I don't understand you, wingy. Half the time you're a grnius, yhe other half I'm concerned you might actually have brain damage.

[Steggers]: But what about the third half?

[ArtilugioDePato]: The third half I'm just glad to know all of you wonderful souls :)

[CrystalBitch]: Souls? Is the group cht being haunted again? 😍 

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Tinhead, either what you said was really nice but stupid, or really sarcastic and mean.

[ArtilugioDePato]: Can't it be both?

//Later

[Steggers]: Wait but ARE kiwi eggs bigger then ostriches???

[CrystalBitch]: I am so horny and angry all the time.

Alt (don't ask me how this is an alt, I cannot remember)

[TokenSidekick]: A villain is born of anger, a is born hero of love.

[CrystalBitch]: Actually, I became a villain because of student loans. Which I STILL haven't paid off, now that I think about it...

[Steggers]: I became a hero through betrayal!

[Darkwing]: I became a hero through a need for attention and deep hatred of mediocre normal life.

[Neptunia]: And I think we can all agree that 'angrr issues' pretty much define Dorkwing's kid, and she's a hero.

[Steggers]: She is?

[TokenSidekick]: Yeah, Quiverhood! We're so proud of her.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Technically, she is a PART TIME hero IN TRAINING. We aren't really letting her do the big stuff on her own yet, she's definitely got a few more years or maybe even decades to go.

[ArtilugioDePato]: GUYS GUYS GUYS! I just had the BEST idea!

ARTILUGIODEPATO ADDED LITTLEGIRLBLUE TO THE CHAT

LITTLEGIRLBLUE CHANGED THEIR NICKNAME TO 🏹ARCHER1🏹

[🏹Archer1🏹]: Keen gear, secret hero chat! Wait, a few DECADES??

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Fenton you idiot what did you juST DO

[🏹Archer1🏹]: CLUCK YOU DAD I'M HOING TO GO FIGHT TUSKERNINI RIGHT NOW!!1!

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: No you will not young lady!

[🏹Archer1🏹]: JUST TRY TO STOP ME 😈 

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: That's it, you're GROUNDED unless you get back home RIGHT NOW!

[🏹Archer1🏹]: TYRANT 😡 

[TokenSidekick]: Guys, calm down.

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Tinhead you GENIUS, what did you just DO??

[ArtilugioDePato]: Guaranteed WEEKS of free entertainment 😂😂😂

[TokenSidekick]: DW and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: wait we WHAT???!

[Steggers]: I really like Eminem.

[TokenSidekick]: I prefer skittles.

[🏹Archer1🏹]: He's talking about the rapper, Launchpad.

[Steggers]: No I'm not, Neptunia said you aren't supposed to eat the wrapper.

[🏹Archer1🏹]: Oh my goddess 😑

[🏹Archer1🏹]: (picture of herself in full hero gear standing in front of a giant burning building, giving a thumbs up) Hey guys I took care of that smuggling ring thing!

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: TEPLL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SET A WAREHOUSE FULL OF ILLEGAL WEAPONS ON FIRE

[🏹Archer1🏹]: Uh... Maybe?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: You get out of there right now young lady! Guys, start evacuation protocols!

[QueenOfTheOcean]: Did she have to do this RIGHT by the docks??? One of you idiots get that fire put out, I don't think I can get all the ocean critters far enough away before it explodes.

[ArtilugioDePato]: I'm leading the fire department there, ETA five minutes.

[TokenSidekick]: Stegmutt and I are on-scene, we should have most of the civilians our by the time you get here.

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Gosalyn are you out of the area yet?

[🏹Archer1🏹]: Yeah, Morgana just teleported me away. Am I in trouble?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Take a guess.

[🏹Archer1🏹]: No?

[TheTerrorThatFlapsInTheNight]: Take another guess.