Baker Branch

Chapter 1: Art Made With AI, Meant To Represent The Kids

Chapter 2: Hidden Gifts

Those weird children with the coffee: What's your power?

Mirabel: My Gift is that I am an expert at identifying birds.

Children: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Mirabel: Yeah, those are all birds.

Chapter 3: Fucking Awesome

Mirabel: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Luisa: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Isabela: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

Chapter 4: Instructions

Agustin: we left instructions for everyone while we're gone.

Isabela: Mine says "No graffiti or property damage."

Luisa: Mine just says to nap.

Mirabel: Mine says "No dangerous quests to restore stability to the family with a long-lost, supposedly evil family member"

Julieta: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Mirabel: There's... There's not a lot of situations–

Isabela: What if I keep the property damage and graffiti inside my room?

Isabela: Or better yet, Mirabel's?

Chapter 5: She Has Very Few Survival Instincts, Let's Be Honest

Luisa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Mirabal, about to slide down a garbage chute to retrieve a Macguffin: Why start now?

Chapter 6: Before The Movie

Isabela: I just wanted to say that, over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I am related to.

Chapter 7: Her Entire Mindset

Mirabel: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by hardwork, hugs, and a spontaneous musical number.

Chapter 8: Still Bad, But I Did It For The Other One, So

Luisa: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Isabela: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Luisa for dinner.

Mirabel: What is wrong with you people?

Isabela: Shut up, chocolate.

Mirabel: ...

Mirabel: Mamí! Papí!

Luisa: Wait, no–

Chapter 9: Her Entire Personality

Isabela: I'm so tired of this nonsense. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Chapter 10: Early Warning Signs

Luisa: Isa, I swear I didn’t know Mariano was coming over. I always ominously lift boulders while staring straight at guests and not blinking like that. It had nothing to do with your boyfriend!

Isabela, smiling: Oh, okay then. [walks off while humming]

Luisa: Either I'm doomed or she isn't mad at me at all for terrifying her boyfriend, and I'm not sure which one worries me more...

Chapter 11: She Needs More Rest

Luisa: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

Chapter 12: More Early Warning Signs

Mirabel: Your smile looks forced.

Isabela: That’s because it is.

Chapter 13: During The Movie

Mirabel: What goes up but never comes down?

Isabela: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Chapter 14: His Entire Personality

Mirabel: Papa, why are you on fire?

Agustin: This is just how my day is going. Have you seen your mother by any chance?

Mirabel: She's in that room [points]

Agustin: Thanks, sweetie. [walks towards room] Honey, I need a snack!

Chapter 15: Verbal Mishaps

Agustin: Quacking in my boobs over this

Agustin: Agh, I meant QUAKING!

Agustin: A-and BOOTS! Boots.

Chapter 16: It's Not That Sad! (Gift Of Denial)

Mirabel: Luisa, why are you crying?

Luisa: This book is so sad!!

Mirabel, picking it up: But this is my diary–

Chapter 17: Her Entire Personality 2

Isabela, to the first person to look at her funny after the events of the movie: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!!

Chapter 18: I Love Her, But She Was A Bitch For 70% Of The Movie

Mirabel: Hey sis, do you wanna help us?

Isabela: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Chapter 19: I Overdid These Ones, Didn't I?

Mirabel: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Isabela: And you came to me?

Chapter 20: Last One In This Vein, I Think

Isabela: I don’t mean to be rude–

Mirabel: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

Chapter 21: Parenting Problems

Julieta: Yesterday, I overheard Luisa saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Isabela replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Chapter 22: Says The Girl Who Thinks Surgery Is Just Sewing But With People

Isabela: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.

Mirabel: Please never become a surgeon.

Chapter 23: It

Luisa: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Isabela: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

Chapter 24: I Just Imagine Isa Brushing Her Hair And Luisa Working Out While They Say This

Mirabel: You're ignoring all your problems.

Luisa: I know.

Isabela: Yep.

Mirabel: You two also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Luisa: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Isabela: Yep.

Mirabel: ...

Chapter 25: Blocked

Isabela: You fuckers don’t know about my stabbing vine. It's a really straight vine with a really sharp thorn at one end and–

Luisa: So can grow spears now?

Isabela: ...shut up.

Chapter 26: TW: Cursing :)

Julieta: What do we say when making bread?

Luisa, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Julieta: And what do we NOT say?

Isabela, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Chapter 27

Luisa: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Mirabel, sighing: Isa.

Isabela: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Luisa, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

--Alt--

Luisa: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Isabela, sighing: Mirabel.

Mirabel: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Luisa, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.

Chapter 28: Emotional Support Butterfly

Isabela, trying to comfort Luisa: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Luisa: The first two.

Isabela: Oh. Well, um...

Luisa: ...

Isabela: ...Mirabel! Luisa needs you!

Luisa: Good call.

Luisa: I mean, I love you, but uh...

Isabela: Yeah...

Chapter 29: IDK 🤷‍♀️

Luisa: Do you need help getting up?

Mirabel: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

Chapter 30: Their Entire Relationship

Agustin: [falls over]

Julieta: Agustin! Are you alright?

Agustin: Is that you, God?

Julieta: What?

Agustin: It's just, you sound a lot more like Julieta than I expected.

Julieta: ...

Agustin: I mean, Julieta's voice is really pretty, so...

Julieta: You are a sweet, ridiculous man.

Chapter 31: Overworked Onions

Luisa: [walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone}

Isabela: Hey, Luisa, how was your day?

Luisa: [picks up an onion and eats it whole, staring at nothing] The usual.

Mirabel, watching this unfold: [whispers] Who hurt you?

Chapter 32: Again, IDK 🤷‍♀️

Isabela, to Mirabel: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

Chapter 33: Adjectives

Isabela: What are your adjectives?

Mirabel: …You mean my pronouns?

Isabela: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Mirabel: …I dunno. What are yours?

Isabela: Colorful and destructive!

Mirabel: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Chapter 34: Secretly Camilo

Luisa: [walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out] Hi! <3

Mirabel: Hey. What are you doing..?

Luisa, shoving an oreo into her mouth: I am saving space :D

Chapter 35: Serious Business

Julieta: What do you want for breakfast, mija?

Isabela: Gay Cheerios.

Julieta, head in her hands, weeping: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

Chapter 36: Fire Alarm

Agustin: You rest today, honey, I'll make breakfast.

Julieta, half asleep: Okay...

Julieta, waking up later: I have an intense feeling of dread. Why..?

Agustin, yelling: Honey? Do you know how to stop that ringy thingy in the kitchen?

Julieta, quietly to herself: Dios mio, what did I let him do?

Julieta, yelling: What ringy thingy?

Agustin, coming in covered in soot: You know, it goes off when–

Julieta, already running to the kitchen: THE FIRE ALARM!?