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For Goodness Sake!

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship: Morgana Macawber/Drake Mallard
Other relationships: Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack Neptunia & Stegmutt (Disney) Fenton Crackshell & Drake Mallard
Main characters: Drake Mallard (Disney) Morgana Macawber
Other characters: Launchpad McQuack Fenton Crackshell Neptunia (Disney) Stegmutt (Disney: Darkwing Duck)
Language: English
Originally published: 15 Aug 2025 on AO3
Stats: 3,161 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks153 readsUpdated 15 Aug 2025

Summary

Incorrect Quotes with the Justice Ducks

Notes

I headcanon that Darkwing eventually breaks up with Morgana and gets with Launchpad. This is to say that some chapters will have him with Launchpad, and others will have him with Morgana.

As much as I think she's abusive and headcanon her as going back to villainy, I try to treat Morgana fairly. There are a lot of good points to her, and I hate when people demonize characters they don't like. I would love feedback on this and other fics in this series telling me if I did her justice or not. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy :)

And that's it for this one, I hope you enjoyed! :)

Around eight fics are planned for this series in total. Unfortunately, I don't have a set posting schedule, but keep your eyes out! ;)

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Chapter 34: Darkwing Is A Little Weird And A Massive Troll

Gizmoduck, connecting wires to a suit worn by Darkwing: Remember, Wingy, if you die in the training simulation–

Darkwing: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Gizmoduck: ¿Qué? ¡No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! Diosa mía, !¿qué te pasa?!

Darkwing, offended: Nothing's wrong with me, excuse you!

Gizmoduck: ...

Gizmoduck: I thought you couldn't speak Spanish?

Darkwing, freezing: Oh, uh, I–

Launchpad, overhearing: Of course DW speaks Spanish, he knows like twenty languages! It's pretty neat.

Gizmoduck: Twenty languages, huh?

Darkwing, quietly: twenty-seven, actually...

Gizmoduck: So when I was trying to teach everyone Spanish and you kept messing it up..?

Darkwing: In my defense, I still pretty much hated you back then and messing with you is a lot of fun.

Chapter 34: Darkwing Is A Little Weird And A Massive Troll

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