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For Goodness Sake!

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship
Morgana Macawber/Drake Mallard
Other relationships
Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack Neptunia & Stegmutt (Disney) Fenton Crackshell & Drake Mallard
Main characters
Drake Mallard (Disney) Morgana Macawber
Other characters
Launchpad McQuack Fenton Crackshell Neptunia (Disney) Stegmutt (Disney: Darkwing Duck)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
3,161 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks156 readsUpdated 15 Aug 2025
Summary

Incorrect Quotes with the Justice Ducks

Notes

I headcanon that Darkwing eventually breaks up with Morgana and gets with Launchpad. This is to say that some chapters will have him with Launchpad, and others will have him with Morgana.

As much as I think she's abusive and headcanon her as going back to villainy, I try to treat Morgana fairly. There are a lot of good points to her, and I hate when people demonize characters they don't like. I would love feedback on this and other fics in this series telling me if I did her justice or not. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy :)


And that's it for this one, I hope you enjoyed! :)

Around eight fics are planned for this series in total. Unfortunately, I don't have a set posting schedule, but keep your eyes out! ;)

Chapter 37: Magic + Coffee = Problems

Morgana: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the shell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Morgana Macawber lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna look through my spell book for a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

 

Darkwing: [nervous laughter] Morg, honeybun, sweetest...

Darkwing, taking a mug from her: Maaaybe you've had enough coffee for today.

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