Chapter 42: Monty Python Is Fun 😊
This is EXACTLY how this went down
Neptunia, to the ocean creatures: I am your queen, long may I reign!
Shark: Well I didn’t vote for you!
Neptunia: You don’t vote for queens, hon.
Jellyfish: Well how’d you become queen then?
Neptunia: The poison of the upper world, the waste of the land dwellers, filtered down through our waters. It changed me, giving me the legs and mind of the land dwellers, but my heart remains with the ocean. That is why I shall lead you on a glorious conquest of the upper world, that is why I will bring back the glory of the waters, that is why we of the oceans will bare witness to the dawning of a glorious new world order.
Neptunia: That is why I am your queen.
Ocean creatures: ...
Dolphin: Listen. Strange poison drifting from the surface and changing people is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some mutation-based vendetta!
Neptunia, glaring: Listen here, you little punk, you either follow me or else! [brandishes trident]
Dolphin: ...
Dolphin: You know, conquering the upper world doesn't sound that bad, I suppose. Might even be fun, really!
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