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For Goodness Sake!

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship: Morgana Macawber/Drake Mallard
Other relationships: Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack Neptunia & Stegmutt (Disney) Fenton Crackshell & Drake Mallard
Main characters: Drake Mallard (Disney) Morgana Macawber
Other characters: Launchpad McQuack Fenton Crackshell Neptunia (Disney) Stegmutt (Disney: Darkwing Duck)
Language: English
Originally published: 15 Aug 2025 on AO3
Stats: 3,161 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks101 readsUpdated 15 Aug 2025

Summary

Incorrect Quotes with the Justice Ducks

Notes

I headcanon that Darkwing eventually breaks up with Morgana and gets with Launchpad. This is to say that some chapters will have him with Launchpad, and others will have him with Morgana.

As much as I think she's abusive and headcanon her as going back to villainy, I try to treat Morgana fairly. There are a lot of good points to her, and I hate when people demonize characters they don't like. I would love feedback on this and other fics in this series telling me if I did her justice or not. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy :)

And that's it for this one, I hope you enjoyed! :)

Around eight fics are planned for this series in total. Unfortunately, I don't have a set posting schedule, but keep your eyes out! ;)

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Chapter 9: Self Defense Training

Gizmoduck: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

The Team: Okay.

Gizmoduck, in a gravelly voice: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Stegmutt: I'm sorry, Mr Burglar, but I don't have any money.

Morgana: I can't die and don't really understand Normie money, so...

Darkwing: I already took your gun, game over.

Gizmoduck: That's not how this– hey, you actually took some of my weapons!

Gizmoduck: How did you even get into my suit??

Darkwing: I don't trust you with guns.

Gizmoduck: That's a why, not a how!

Darkwing: [shrugs]

Neptunia: I'm confused; when do I get to stab the tin can with my trident?

Gizmoduck: You don't.

Neptunia: What kind of security test is this?

Gizmoduck, eye twitching under his visor: One we're never, ever repeating.

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