Quirky Coats

Chapter 1: Down The Rabbit Hole And Into The Wardrobe We Go

Kira: I can't try the red cabbage because I'm working on my FOMO

Venus: LET THE EVIL QUEEN OUT, KIRA!

Kira: ...what?

Venus: RING THE BELL!

Kira: What the fuck are you talking about?

Venus, pointing to Cassandra: She knows.

Cassandra: I do not. I'm intrigued, though.

Chapter 2: 🍊 Oranges = Yummy 😋

// Venus walks in with a knife

Kira: Why do you have a knife?

Venus: Because you won't eat fruit.

Kira, panicked: What?!

Venus: I'm opening the orange bag :3

Chapter 3: Rebound Luck Means Something That's Only Lucky In A Bad Luck Situation, Like Being In A Crash Is Bad Luck But Surviving A Crash Is Good Luck

Cassandra: Try the remote one more time, maybe we'll get a Halloween miracle.

Kira: Halloween Miracles are escaping the monster.

Cassandra: What Monster?

Kira: That's the point, Halloween musicals are rebound luck.

Beat

Kira: ...I just said 'musicals', didn't I?

Chapter 4: Yes I Do Actually Use Zap And Stars In Real Life, Deal With It

Kira, waiting for the food to cook: Bored bored bored bor– Oh! I can fill up water bottles!

Venus: [laughs]

Kira: Come on, like you've never been bored out of your zapping mind?

Venus: Oh, plenty of times — that's why I snack.

Chapter 5: TW: Discussion Of Periods

Kira: Whose periods are only 4 days?!

Venus: Lots of people, actually.

Kira: I hate all of them.

Kitty, from another room: Demons, that's whose periods are only 4 days.

Kira: Wait, why would demons have periods?

Kitty: I'm just calling people with short periods demons.

Kira: But why would demons have periods??

Venus: They have to make baby demons, Kira.

Chapter 6: Funny Things We Texted Rather Than Said Out Loud

Kira: Kitty just said "My religion is Kittia, created by me to worship me. I am all-powerful, flashlights are a scam, coffee is holy life juice, and cats are sacred beings sent to punish the /i/weak/i/."

Cassandra: .Yikes. Lol.

Cassandra: ...all hail Kitty?

Cassandra: @Kitty do I get a sacred coffee cup?

//Cassandra just went to the hospital. Her kids are very worried about her. THE VERY FIRST TEXT SHE SENDS THEM FROM THE HOSPITAL:

Cassandra: Kitty I got you a leaf [picture of said leaf]

Venus: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune rain DIAMONDS. Why do we get boring WATER? Even Venus gets Sulfuric Acid!

Venus: Pope's a liar, follow me.

Venus: Less susceptible to radiation + can't sunburn + can feel the spin of the earth + sees static from some extraterrestrial radio + has yellowish skin = 🛸.

Kira (not for the first time): I cannot feel the spin of the Earth!

Kira: And we don't know it's from a radio

Venus: Kira, could I use your phone charger? Mine went to the pits of hell, and came back a bitchy demon.

//In this very chat

Cassandra: Just the funny bits

Cassandra: War

Kira: What???

Chapter 7: 7

Remember these wise words:

"Most things are ripoffs, but they look cool."

(I don't know where this comes from, but I think Kitty said it??? Sorry if I accidentally stole this, though...)

Chapter 8: Chihuahuas

Kitty: Is everybody ready?

Cassandra: Is anyone ever really ready for a bag of Chihuahuas?

Chapter 9: No I Didn't Mistype Portrayal

Kitty: You're an artistic betrayal of an idiot.

Chapter 10: My Sister Is Violent

Cassandra: Punching a Mormon would be like punching a squirrel.

Kitty: No it wouldn't. Punching a squirrel would make me sad.

Chapter 11: Milk

Kitty, walking into the room while holding a mug: The demons in my stomach crave milk.

Chapter 12: My Sister Is Sassy

Cassandra: I did it! I'm amazing.

Venus: You caused the problem in the first place.

Cassandra: Yes, but I fixed it.

Venus: You don't get credit for that.

Chapter 13: What Other Species Of Primate Can Hunt Sharks?

Kira: The existence of Shark Fin soup proves our intelligence.

Venus: And our stupidity

Chapter 14: Perchance

Kira: ....

Kira's Favorite Incorrect Quotes Generator: [I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.]

Chapter 15: My Dad's A Dick, Long Story

Kira: Wait, it's not illegal to fake your own death?

Cassandra: No.

Venus: But isn't it fraud?

Cassandra: It's not fraud.

Kitty: Yeah, because you're faking papers?

Cassandra: No it's totally legal to fake your own death, look it up.

Kira: Can we do that someday??

Cassandra: Actually, I thought about doing that with Bud. We'd fake our deaths and disappear and make him think we got exploded.

Kira: Oh– wait, no, because then I'd have to delete my AO3 account.

Chapter 16: Sitting On The Couch

Kira, to Cassandra: You're sitting on my foot and I can't reach my coffee

Chapter 17: Ford

Cassandra: I'm pretty sure the 'F' stands for 'Ford'.

Venus, who was not previously part of the conversation: Or for 'fuck'.

Chapter 18: Shopping Problems

Cassandra: I spent 100$ getting that milk.

Kira: Not our fault, we sent you the store for milk and beets — you got milk, no beets, and a bunch of other crap!

Cassandra: ...

Cassandra: I'm weak!

Venus: Not our problem.

Chapter 19: Foureyes Problems

Kitty, wearing Kira's glasses: Wow, your depth perception is TERRIBLE.

Kira: I know. That's why I have glasses.

Chapter 20: A Longer Conversation That Was Condensed Because I Made The Mistake Of Letting My Mom Be The One To Write It Down In The Chat

Cassandra: Star Trek transporters are not how anything is going to work In our world. 

Kira: Yeah, because that's just cloning with extra steps and murder.

Chapter 21: My Family Hisses As A Joke So Often That I Actually Do It Seriously Now

Kitty, touching Kira with a bag of ice: Shoo, shoo!

Kira, hissing and rolling away: Affection!

Kitty, pulling her blanket closer to her: MY blanket, new, just mine.

Chapter 22: Only 200 Left To Go! 🥳

Kira: Do you think strangers can read my emotions easily?

Kitty, randomly doing the robot: No

Kira: Do you think they would if I had emotive ears?

Kitty: No

Kira: Really? Why?

Kitty: Because, and here's the thing — most strangers do not care enough to look at you.

Chapter 23: A Core Belief Of Mine

Kira: Okay, I'm sorry, but there are two forces that run the world — love and SPITE.

Chapter 24: Date Like The Food

Cassandra: I made date coffee.

Kira: Don't you need two people for it to be date coffee?

Cassandra: [she said something funny, but I can't remember it]

Chapter 25: She Raised Me Well Indeed

Kira: [talks through nose instead of mouth]

Cassandra: If you keep doing that I'm going to tell people you hate the deaf and are doing this to mock them.

Kira: To be clear, if you did that, I would laugh maniacally.

Cassandra: ...I raised you well.

Chapter 26: TW: Bathroom Stuff

//Cassandra took Kira's phone while Kira was on the toilet

Cassandra: Wipe your butt or type on your phone, you can't do both at once.

Kira: I hadn't wiped yet, I could've typed on my phone and then wiped!

Cassandra: Ew!

Kira: What? Why is that an ew?

Cassandra: I don't know. I'm just expected to say it, I guess.

Kira: Are you, though?

Chapter 27: I Would Like To Note That While Mom's Reaction Is Funny, Someone Getting Injured Is NOT. I Sincerely Hope That Woman Recovered Fully And Wasn't Too Traumatized

Cassandra, talking about a lady getting her leg slashed open because she was petting a warthog (ON A VIDEO): He's not your boyfriend, Helen.

Kira, gesturing to previous entry: Now do you see? You're ridiculous.

Chapter 28: My Mom Is Ridiculous And I Love Her

Cassandra, holding a bag of ground date coffee: I made this! I made coffee! From FOOD! I'm a coffee maker now — I don't know what'll mean for the rest of my future, but I'll always have nice cups of coffee.

Chapter 29: Like From The Sliders Show

Kira: More proof for my theory that Sliding would be stressful in real life if you had absolutely no control over it.

Venus: ...

Venus: Woo! Stress!

Chapter 30: I Have Played This Game Many Times, To My Sister's Great Annoyance XD

Kira, stacking things in the fridge: I'm playing a game of 'will it fall?'!

Venus, from another room: NO

Chapter 31: Kitty Likes Kitties — Who Woulda Thunk It?

Venus, about a new island: If we get there first, we own it!

Cassandra: It's not about who gets there first, it's about who has the guns. Do you have an army?

Venus: We could get one.

Kira: Mittens, do you want to be part of our army?

Mittens: ...

Kira: She nodded!

Venus, whispering excitedly: Cat army.

Cassandra: [flat look]

Kira: ...we've possibly been around Kitty too long.

Chapter 32: Ceiling Lamp

Cassandra, about an oddly-shaped lamp: We have a giant nipple hanging from our ceiling... It has to go.

Chapter 33: Hairstyle

Kira: You look good in a ponytail, it's really your style.

Venus, immediately undoing her ponytail: Thank you.

Chapter 34: She's Not Wrong Though

Kira: Do you remember Ronon Dex from Stargate?

Cassandra: Yummy.

Cassandra: What?

Chapter 35: About The Rookie, Which I Don't Like Much But We Used To Watch Together Because Kitty Loves It

Kitty: I like Tim for his personality (rather than his muscles)

Kira, patting Kitty's head: That's because you're bisexual, your brain works funny.

Kitty, hand to her chest: Excuse me? My brain works funny because I like a guy for his personality?

Kira: ...I don't know how to answer that question.

Venus: Yes.

Chapter 36: Lêlê Is A Term Of Endearment For One's Youngest Sibling In My Native Language

Kira: Lêlê, Lêlê.

Venus: Hmmm?

Kira, holding up her blanket: The noms [bites blanket]

Chapter 37: A Mystery For The Ages

Venus, staring intently at Kira: [whispers] Boook

Kira: What?

Venus: What?

Kira: What??

Venus: What???

Kira: You just whispered 'book'

Venus: No I didn't.

Kira: Yes you did, you whispered 'book'

Venus: I didn't.

Kira: You did.

Venus: Yes I did.

Venus: I don't know.

Chapter 38: This Is What Happens When Mom Is Put In Charge Of Writing Down The Quotes XD

Cassandra: Putting Day blankets over the back of the couches is an amazing idea. [Motioning to the couch Venus is laying on] Why doesn't that one have one?

Venus: "Why am I THAT ONE???" [thinking Cassandra has called her "That one"]

Chapter 39: One Of Those Ongoing Family Arguments

//Kira and Venus are playing Mankala//

Kira, messing with a pile of Mankala stones: DRAGON

Venus: But what if you're a mermaid?

Kira, not for the first time: I'm NOT a mermaid.

Venus: You don't know that!

Chapter 40: How Miraculous

Kira: Why are ladybugs only connected to good things?

Venus: Because they look venomous.

Kira: Venomous?

Venus: Because they're red.

Kira: Why would that make them connected to good things?

Venus: Humans are weird.

Chapter 41: We Are A Family Of Deep Thinkers, Philosophers, And Patently Ridiculous Question Askers

Venus, walking into the room: How would you go about arresting a soul?

Kira: What???

Venus: Completely hypothetical question.

(THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXPLAIN ANYTHING, THOUGH)

//Later

Venus, folding clothes: Electricity can't go through rubber, right?

Kira: Actually, I don't know if that's a myth or not. Why?

Venus: Still thinking about how you would arrest a soul...

Chapter 42: I MISSED A CHANCE TO REFERENCE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 😭

Kira: You've pulled that trick too many times.

Cassandra: I'm old and slow now [gets distracted by Venus]

Kira: At least you know it.

Cassandra, after a few moments: Yes, exact– HEY WAIT

Chapter 43: Anyone Else Use That Trick?

Venus, while a macaroni pot overflows despite a spoon having been laid across the top: But wooden spoons are supposed to work!

Venus: Their magic has betrayed me

Chapter 44: We've Lived Across Half The World

Cassandra: Some things will be easier in the States, but some will be much harder. We won't have any safety there, jobs don't pay as well–

Venus: The Nazis have won, let's go.

Chapter 45: We're Homeschoolers, Y'all 😎

Kira: Writers group, not class.

Venus: Same difference.

Kira: These people have no authority over my writing.

Venus: Neither does a teacher.

Kira: Okay, true, but I'm not learning from these people.

Venus: You don't learn from a teacher!

Chapter 46: High IQ + High EQ = Ridiculousness

Kira: Mom, Venus stole my water bottle first, but her argument for why I started it is that time is not linear.

Cassandra: She's not wrong, the physics check out.

Kira: Seriously?

Cassandra: You lose because physics.

Chapter 47: IDK 🤷‍♀️

Cassandra: I'm taking your side, shut up!

Venus: YOU'RE BAD AT IT!

Chapter 48: About The Monty Hall Problem, I Think

Venus: It makes sense.

Kira: Yes it does, it just shouldn't.

Chapter 49: She's The Early Bird Of The Family

Kira: Venus, you were awake before me, you need to know everything.

Venus: I know nothing!

Kira: This is a problem.

Venus: Why is it a problem?

Kira: Because that means neither of us know where my charger is!

Chapter 50: My Favorite Supervillain 💚

Kira: I mean, he's Riddler — if you aren't doing something subtle, you're doing something wrong.

Chapter 51: WARNING: Cats Cause Toxoplasmosis. For Your Own Safety, Avoid Them, No Matter How Much You Love Them. I Learned This The Hard Way 😢

Kira: Savannah, we've talked about this — claws are ouchie. We don't like ouchie.

Savannah: Meow [keeps trying to knead Kira's skin]

Kira: She disagrees with me. [starts petting her] That's okay, she's cute.

Chapter 52: Related But I Forgot Most The Context

Cassandra, poking bread: Hmm, this is pretty hard, not sure if I trust it...

Cassandra, poking more bread: Oh, this one's soft!

Cassandra, continuing to poke bread: Ooh, ooh, ooh...

Venus: Stop poking them!

Cassandra: The two that stayed down are trustworthy.

Venus: Food can't be trustworthy!

Venus: Food can't lie!

Cassandra: Green is an untrustworthy color for bread

Chapter 53: Over The Phone

Cassandra: I got you milk.

Kitty: What?

Cassandra: I got you milk.

Kitty: I'm at work.

Cassandra: I got you milk.

Kitty: ...okay.

Chapter 54: Toaster

Venus: Be careful about the toaster in the kitchen, it might fall on your head.

Kira and Cassandra: What???

Venus, dismissively: Just be careful.

Chapter 55: She Adds Sparkles To Life

Kitty, holding a blanket over Kira's mouth: Pay no attention to this thing, it speaks nonsense.

Chapter 56: Random

Venus: What would you call a blue, horse-sized rabbit with sharp teeth?

Chapter 57: Callback

Venus: I wonder if souls have a larva form...

Chapter 58: One Thing She Can Never Do

Venus: I can't run for president. It's annoying.

Cassandra: That's for the best.

Venus: Hey! I'd be a great leader.

Cassandra: You'd be a lovely dictator.

Chapter 59: Cut The Knot

Kira: Does the set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

Kitty, without hesitation: Yes.

Kira: Why?

Kitty: Fuck you. That's why.

Chapter 60: No Babies (Or Snails) Were Harmed In The Making Of This Quote

Kira: Babies do not bounce — those are snails.

Chapter 61: I Get Dizzy A Lot Because I Have POTS

Kira: Oh, the stairs ARE moving, that's not just in my head. That's good.

Venus: That's worrisome.

Kira: The fact that I thought it was in my head or the fact that they're moving?

Venus: ...

Venus: Yes.

Chapter 62: I Swear We're Actually Pretty Social... In Our Own Friend Groups

Kira: So you literally hide in a bathroom (when you're out in town by yourself)?

Venus: People are loud.

Chapter 63: Writer Problems XD

Kira: I interact with people my own age all the time!

Venus: ...

Kira: If you count imaginary people.

Venus: ...

Kira: And I don't so much interact with them as I do 'watch' them.

Chapter 64: Maynard

Cassandra: The first rule of saving snails is comfy trousers.

Chapter 65: There Was A Weird-Smelling Stain On It

Kira: I need to change my dress.

Cassandra: Not until I smell it.

Chapter 66: Random 2

Cassandra: Where are my car keys?

Venus: [throws phone]

Chapter 67: Flying Food

Cassandra: What did you throw??

Kitty: Snacks! I fed you!

Cassandra: I don't EAT with my KNEE!

Kitty, overdramatically: I work everyday in the coal mines, and this is the thanks I get for putting FOOD on the TABLE?!

Cassandra, smiling: On my knee, actually. The stuff on the table's fine.

Chapter 68: Maynard 2

Kitty, to a snail: Hello, Maynard. Are you ready to burn some things down?

Chapter 69: An Old Trick

Cassandra: You're pretending to fall asleep to avoid this awkward moment, but it won't work. I'll throw (soft) things at you until you wake up.

Chapter 70: We Disagree On Which Is Which, Though

Venus, completely randomly: You ever notice that spoons and forks have gender?

Chapter 71: Slightly Off Because I Forgot Two Thirds Of It

Kitty: It's weird how alike tired and hungry feel.

Kira, nodding: They are very similar emotions.

Venus: Hungry isn't an emotion. It's a state of being.

Kira: Eh, more accurately there's an emotion that comes with being hungry.

Venus: Yeah, it's called 'angry'.

Chapter 72: I Am Usually At Least A Little Sleep Deprived

Kira: Aahh!

Venus: Aahh!

Kira: WHY IS YOUR FACE SO CLOSE TO MY FACE??

Venus: Because you moved your face!

Kira, laying down: [gasps] It's a conspiracy, man!

Chapter 73: This Has Changed Somewhat But Is Still Basically True

Kira: I have a fashion sense, it's called COMFY.

Chapter 74: Apparently Cassandra Said It First

Venus, bursting into Kira's room: By texting you have forfeited your right to sleep.

Chapter 75: Convert

Venus: I'm converting in May.

Kira: What does that entail?

Venus: I get a new name, that's what it entails.

//Bonus

Kira: Neat. Do you get a sticker?

Venus: No, but I'm pretty sure they wash your head.

Chapter 76: Phones

Cassandra: Also, witchcraft is real. How do people hold these metal boxes to their mouths and then their voice comes out somewhere else???

Venus: I don't ask these questions.

Chapter 77: Darling Is A Darling

Cassandra: What is that?

Venus: I have brought you a present [sets bag by Cassandra]

Kira: Is that a... cat?

Venus: It's a cat in a bag.

Cassandra: Oh my God

Venus: Don't let it out!

Kira: Who put the cat in the bag?

Venus: The cat put the cat in the bag.

Chapter 78: A Cat's First Few Heats Are Insane XD

Kira, to Cassandra, about Darling: Are you... LYING to the horny kitten???

Chapter 79: Approaching Adulthood Is Simultaneously Terrifying And Exciting To A Later Teen

Kira: Fuck it all.

Venus: You're dramatic.

Kira: Yes, I am a dramatic child.

Venus: Only for another year!

Kira: Hey, zap you.

Venus, cheerfully: For your birthday I give you anxiety.

Chapter 80: My Lêlê Is Random And I Love Her

Venus, out of nowhere: Sleep might be a dream, but it's a really good dream — there's lots of sheep

Chapter 81: My Mama Is Random And I Love Her

Kira: Give me my phone, I need to add something to the Incorrect Quotes Chat.

Cassandra, cheerfully: You throw stink like lemurs.

Kira: [beat] Not that.

Chapter 82: I Might Be A Touch Insomniacic

Kira, tired: Where's my water..? Is this my water? [grabs thing] No, that's Fabreeze

Venus, in a very cute tone: You can't drink Fabreeze – it would taste yucky.

Chapter 83: Her Two Modes Are Brilliant And NO

Kitty, from another room: Laziness is the mother of invention!

Cassandra, getting up to check on her: You either have a million dollar idea or a million dollar mess.

Kitty: [ducktaped a whisk to a stick and stuck it into a broken electric whisk]

Chapter 84: I Meant The Whole Dancing Thing

Kira: Birds have better mating rituals than us.

Venus: Yep. They show their butts off.

Everyone: [stares at her]

Venus, defensively: I mean, it is more forward!

Chapter 85: You Gotta Admit That I Have A Point Here

Kira: I think developing a love for glasses is a safety mechanism.

Venus: Why?

Kira: Think about it — all the cleaning, remembering to take them on and off, the way they sometimes fog up or reflect light weirdly...

Kira: If I didn't learn to love them, I'd spend all my time frustrated and wanting to throw them against the wall.

Chapter 86: Sufficiently Advanced Technobabble

Kira, to Venus: So you think, instead of clicking my magic box, I should traverse stairs???

Chapter 87: Keeping The Imaginary Doctors Away

Venus, throwing an imaginary apple through her window: KSSH! I wonder how far it can go? How many trees can I take out?

Chapter 88: Okay So Maybe I'm A Bit Weird

Venus: Don't put that on your stomach.

Kira: ???

Venus: Your phone.

Kira, lifting phone: Oh, I thought you meant this dirt I just picked off my foot [eats dirt]

Chapter 89: My Favorite Day Of The Week Is Saturn's Day, What's Yours?

Cassandra, entirely randomly: Once I'm wealthy, I'm renaming all the days of the week.

Cassandra: They're all going to be called 'today'

Chapter 90: AI Art Problems

Kira, completely randomly: [annoyed] How hard is it to make a frog with a flower on its head?!

Chapter 91: I Love Cats So Much But Insanity Is Not Worth It, Take Care Of Yourselves

Kira: None of the cats like being petted as much as my cat.

Venus: Darling likes being petted [pets Darling]

Darling: [books it out of there]

Venus, staring in the direction Darling ran: You have betrayed me...

Venus, to Kira: Cats are ANNOYING.

Chapter 92: 100% True ⅐ Of The Time

Kitty: Today is not tomorrow.

Kitty: Today is today.

Kitty: Tomorrow is Sunday.

Chapter 93: Jailbear

Venus, unrelated to the previous topic: Uh, so, a helicopter was chasing a polar bear–

Chapter 94: COVID

Kira: Does everyone on the planet have trauma?

Venus, staring at her like she's crazy: We went through an APOCALYPSE, Kira!

Chapter 95: She'd Make A Lovely One, Though XD

Cassandra, entirely out of the blue: If I didn't have glasses I'd be a dictator.

Chapter 96: 😈

Kira: The secret to my magic is THEFT!

Venus: ...

Venus: What did you do?

Chapter 97: Mom Wrote Down This One Too, And I Actually Still Don't Know What It Was About XD

Kitty: It's your mind, you can speak however you want

Cassandra: For a while

Kitty: Until the voices get you.

Venus: How can you patent reading minds?!

Chapter 98: Sharps Go Ouchie

Kira: No, Savannah, you can't brush my hair (with your claws). I don't care how much you want to, I'm scared of you.

Chapter 99: Mom Doesn't Understand The Limits Of 'Out Of Context' Quotes

Kira, to Cassandra: Stop calling me things that like the cold!

Chapter 100: 🥳

Cassandra: Let's do something new today, let's try to rent a boat!

Kira: We tried that yesterday, I had two panic attacks!

Cassandra, cheerfully: That's because we couldn't find the boats!

Chapter 101: Fun Fact, The Worst Sunburn I Ever Got Was On My Nose And Ears... While The Rest Of My Family Was Burnt All Over

Venus: Eyeballs can sunburn

Kira: What?

Venus: Eyeballs can sunburn

Kira, patting Venus's head: That's bad for you.

Venus: I don't have eyeburned sunballs 

Venus: ...

Kira: ...

Venus: I'm tired.

Chapter 102: Octopuses? Octopi? Octopods?

Venus: Octopus got human rights in UK.

Kira: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A HORSE

Chapter 103: My Little Sister, Everybody!

Venus, patting Kira's head and singing: Tunnels are people too...

Chapter 104: We Are THIS Kind Of Family

Kira: Did you just call the KING OF THE OCEAN 'Water Boy'???

Venus: ...shut up, I forgot his name!

Chapter 105: Please Don't Follow My Example, Proper Rest Is Very Important To Lifespan And Brain Function, I Just Have Trouble Falling Asleep

Venus: Sleep deprivation is bad for you.

Kira, doing finger guns at her: Not if you're used to it!

Chapter 106: She Always Strangely Has More Money Than I Do

Kira: No

Venus: What if I bribed you with 20$?

Kira: No

Venus: I have 20$

Kira: NO

Venus: Fair enough, it's ripped anyways

Chapter 107: Is This A Myth Or..?

Venus, randomly: Goldfish are basically just orbees

Kira: What?

Venus: Think about it

Venus: The more water you add, the bigger they grow

Chapter 108: Fanficcer Problems

Kira, shaking her head: Wait, no– I have to stop headcanoning reality!

Chapter 109: Her Catchphrase Is, No Joke, "I Can Smell Your Thoughts"

Venus, coming up behind the couch: [kisses Kira's head]

Kira: [looks up at her]

Venus: I'm staring into your soul

Chapter 110: I'm Not A Humble Being

Venus: How do you keep coming up with these great ideas?!

Kira: I don't know, my brain is big.

Chapter 111: The Perfect Halfway Mark XD

Kira: [gasps] Gods are just sugar daddies who won't put in the work!