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Smurfmates

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Main relationship: Schtroumpf farceur | Jokey Smurf & Original Character(s)
Other relationships: Schtroumpf farceur | Jokey Smurf/Original Character(s) or at least sort of original characters
Main characters: Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf
Other characters: Magician Smurf
Other tags: Flirting Explosions Thunderstorms Cuddling & Snuggling Cute Fluff and Humor Silly Spiders Giant Spiders Or at least giant from a Smurf's perspective
Language: English
Originally published: 26 Jan 2026 on AO3
Stats: 1,328 words19 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks24 readsUpdated 26 Jan 2026

Summary

Incorrect quotes starring Jokey and his roommate/crush, Magician

Chapter 2: Okay, So I Realized This Could Be Seen Badly, And I Want To Clarify He Means In A Supernatural/Harmless Way, Like That One Pokémon Whose Head Explodes And Remakes Or Electrode, That Sort Of Thing

Jokey: Do ya ever smurf like exploding? Have ya smurfed the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has yer mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to smurf yer body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Magician: It’s 3 am, please smurf back to sleep.

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Comments carried over from AO3 (5)

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Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 11 · 2026-01-26

They're PERFECT for each other! lol

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2026-01-26

WTF, they're both NUTS! 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 14 · 2026-01-26

Disappearing sock???

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 17 · 2026-01-26

This- this is ADORABLE! PLEASE make a fic expanding on this! It's so cute!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 19 · 2026-01-26

This is amazing! I can't believe the series is over 😢

Great work! This was so much fun to read, and I DEFINITELY ship them now!!!