41 sparksChapter 1: Protegè
Some thug: You know what's funny about Spoiler? How she thinks she's so smart, but apparently doesn't know the expression 'snitches get stitches'!
Riddler, laughing: You know what else is funny about Spoiler?
Thug, smiling: What?
Riddler, pressing the edge of his cane against the thug's throat: -growls- She's my daug- protegè, and anyone that would hurt her is someone I'd kill, most likely.
Mr Freeze, sitting at a table in the background: -Gives thumbs-up.-
Twoface: -Restrains Edward-
Penguin, to thug: Ever so sorry, Jeffrey. Mental patients -- they aren't easy to control.
Penguin, switches to threatening tone: Why, you never know when they might just flip out! -holds umbrella like a gun-
Thug/Jeffrey: -nods and gets out of the Iceberg Lounge as fast as he can-
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And then scarecrow sprays him with fear toxin
Being friends with Scarecrow does tend to carry that risk.
LMAO them both using different mediums at the same time with completely different tones is surprisingly more funny then both texting.
The difference between the content of the texts and the content of what's yelled was too perfect not to use for them. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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Is Mr Freeze trying to threaten them, or going along with it? Both options are fantastic.
I was thinking he was threatening someone else, while the others sang because Rogues do stuff like that. Now I kinda want it to be them he's threatening...
Right!? Because he's trying to get them to stop, but all he's doing is giving them more icy ammo.
I also enjoy him just going along with it because having Christmas music in your head during the summer is probably a torture whoever he's threatening deserves.
I have Christmas and Halloween music in my head year round, which can get very confusing.
I think Freeze would probably go along with it. The rest of the Rogues are idiots, but they're his idiots, you know?
(So I'm not the only one with the affliction of having 'This is Halloween' and 'Frosty the Snowman's playing in their head in July!?)
As the mom friend I definitely get the 'these are my idiots' energy lol
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Didn't you use this in the Incorrect Bat's fic too? ARE BOTH SIDES BLOCKED
Only in a town like Gotham can the heroes and villains be considered equally annoying drama queens to the point the authorities ignore them.
I'm so glad you're enjoying my fics!
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Mint tree!
I sang that to hallelujah
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