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Fun At Arkham Asylum

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Batman - All Media Types
Main relationship
Rogues Gallery & Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Other relationships
Joan Leland & Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Main characters
Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Other characters
Joan Leland
Other tags
Arkham Asylum
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
1,407 words19 chapters 37 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks33 readsUpdated 30 Jun 2024
Summary

Arkham is a crazy place full of crazy people. What sort of fun do the Rogues get up to, in their home away from home?

Incorrect Quotes!

Chapter 1: Milkshakes And Centaurs


Quick explanation: I headcanon that Music Meister is a fifth dimensional imp that chooses to live amongst mortals rather than fanboying over a specific mortal, self-hampering his powers to lower-meta levels when he fights heroes.

His name is Mr Mscmystr.

Jervis: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

 

Jonathan, tiredly: Schrödinger's boys...

 

Joker, mentally going down a rabbit hole: FUCK!

 

Harley: Wha' 'bout crackin' open a cold milkshake?

 

Edward: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Edward: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

 

Jervis: ...

Joker: ...

Harley: ...

Jonathan: ..zzzz

Mr Mscmystr: -clapping-

 

Edward: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

 

Arkham guard: Wha' the hell are they talking about?!

 

Older Arkham Guard: You learn to ignore it after a while. Honestly, I doubt anything they say could faze me at this point.

 

Joker: Challenge accepted! Centaurs have six limbs an' are derefore insects! Discuss.

 

Arkham Guard, Older Arkham Guard, Jervis, and Harley: -start arguing-

 

Edward, mentally spiraling/having a breakdown: Oh, I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

 

Joker: -cackles-

 

Harv, pounding on the cell walls: Shuddup, you fucking--!

 

Jonathan: -sleeps peacefully for once-

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Comments carried over from AO3 (2)

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GodFearingBarbieGirl via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2024-07-24

Lmao this is so cute. Loved this entire collection of quotes❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-07-24

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it, I worked hard on it. 😊

Pazymuk via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2024-07-30

Lol those guards are going to go NSane. :)

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