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Riddler V Hostage
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Fandom Batman - All Media Types Other characters Edward Nygma Original Characters Other tags Tags Are Hard Other Additional Tags to Be Added Language English
Originally published 01 Jul 2024 on AO3Stats 590 words15 chapters 25 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks33 readsUpdated 01 Jul 2024
Summary Sometimes, Riddler takes hostages. It's a bad thing, but he IS a supervillain. He challenges them to puzzles and games, knowing they won't solve them, reveling in his victory.
So what happens when he meets a hostage so annoying, Riddler would actually rather lose?
Told through Incorrect Quotes!
Notes In my head, the hostage is named Jeff (the reasons why will become apparent later on), but feel free to imagine any gender or name you want.
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Chapter 1: Let's Start Off Slow Chapter 2: After Riddler Has Been Dealing With This Shit For Too Many Hours Chapter 3: Return Of The Cleverly Annoying Hostage! Chapter 4: Pride Comes In Many Flavors Chapter 5: A Fool Out Of You Chapter 6: Featherbrain Chapter 7: He's Doing It On Purpose Chapter 8: What? I'm Not Doing Anything~ Chapter 9: This Is Edward We're Talking About Chapter 10: Truth Is Relative Chapter 11: Lol, I Don't Know What To Name This Chapter 12: Does Anyone Get The Jeff Community Reference Yet? Chapter 13: Clever Chapter Name Chapter 14: Actually, He's Still In College Chapter 15: T-T-That's All, Folks! Chapter 7 →
Chapter 6: Featherbrain
Riddler : How have you survived this long?! You have less skills than a potato!
Hostage : That's not true. There's one thing I'm really good at.
Riddler, curious : Oh? What?
Hostage : I am an expert at identifying birds.
Riddler : Alright, then, what about those ones flying over there?
Hostage : Yeah, they're all definitely birds.
Riddler : ... -eye twitches-
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This is hilarious!
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. 😊
Ha ha ha. He has met his match! I laughed out loud!
😊 😊 😊
I can already tell that Riddler is going to lose it XD
Poor Riddler.
He's one of my favorite characters, but he needs to be knocked down a peg every once in a while, you know? 😂
I don't know, but don't let Harvey hear it out of context (maybe even in context...)
Okay, but eating a KitKat sideways is a crime I didn't even realize existed. Just- why!?
Now I kinda want to try eating one sideways... It would be SO messy, though.
STAY STRONG. AVOID THE TEMPTATION.
😂 😂😂
One word:
HAHAHAHA 🤣
Glad you enjoyed! I love making people laugh! 😁
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