Stephanie's Second First Halloween

Chapter 10: Bonus: Whatever Happened To The ~~Mouse~~ Cat?

"Trick-or-treat!"

"Sorry, lady, the museum isn't giving out candy."

"I think my friends would disagree with that."

"What frie– YAAH!"

Rrow! Meow! Hissss!

"Don't forget the shiny ones in the Egyptian Exhibit, babies!"

"Ozzie, you know –yipe– I love calls from you –oof– but I'm a little –rrow!– busy here!"

"Are you seriously on the phone while trying to rob me?"

"–Shush, Waylon, I'm trying to hear– Katrina did what now? Can't you –I swear I will claw your eyes out, Croc!– deal with it? Oh, fine, put her on. –Can you stop for five seconds, dear?–"

"Nuh-uh, I stole those fish fair and square! If you can't fight while on the phone, you could always just give me back my stash."

"–No, no, I can do both– Kitty, I'm very proud –yah– that you pulled it off, but –woah, close but not enough, dear– you know better than to steal from Daddy's –did you just try to bite me, scale face?!– business associates."

"Okay, I shouldn't've tried to bite you! Now get your claws outta my face!"

"Honey, it's okay if Daddy was flirting, you know that. So long as he didn't– wait, he flirted with who, now?"

"Uh-oh."

"...put Daddy on the phone, honey."

"You know what? Keep the fish, I'm just gonna... See ya!"

"Trick-or-treat!"

"Oh, what adorable costumes! Here you go, little ones."

"Rock candy?"

"Not the edible sort, dear. Now, remember to wait a few weeks before trying to sell them, let the heat cool down."

"Alfred! Bruce let Aunt Selina give out candy again!"