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Incorrect Bliss

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Megamind (2010)
Main relationship: Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi
Main characters: Megamind (Megamind) Roxanne Ritchi
Other tags: Love Confessions Falling In Love Unrequited Crush Temporarily Unrequited Love Zoo Animals Pets Megamind is a Little Shit (Megamind) But so is Roxanne... Chickens Angry Roxanne Ritchie Theft Shopping Hostage Situations Flirting Bees Kidnapping Arguing BAMF Roxanne Ritchi Bad Flirting Awkward Flirting My 141st Fic Overall :)
Language: English
Originally published: 01 Oct 2024 on AO3
Stats: 1,339 words28 chapters 42 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks118 readsUpdated 01 Oct 2024

Summary

Megamind and Roxanne Ritchi's unique relationship, as told through Incorrect Quotes!

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Chapter 28: Kitty! 😍

And thus ends Part Two (Of Six!)

Roxanne: I'm very scary.

Megamind, nodding: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Roxanne: Wet kittens are cute, so at least I've got that going for me.

Megamind: And small.

Roxanne: ...

Roxanne: Yeah, yeah. I guess.

Megamind: And basically made out of claws, teeth, and uncontainable fury.

Roxanne: ...You meant it as a good thing, didn't you?

Megamind, confused: Of course I did! Have you ever fought a wet cat?

Megamind: Adorable, yes, but one of the most dangerous things I've ever lived through.

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Pizza_Girl via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2024-10-01

Hmm? The stats says this is 1,248 words. But I count only 24. Is part of this hidden?

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-01

That's weird. There's multiple chapters, maybe that's why?

Cruddertuna via AO3 on Chapter 2 · 2024-10-01

This is my favorite thing to do if people annoy me. I can relate.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-01

XD
Glad you like it! :)

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2024-10-01

I did not expect this! I read it on break and you made me laugh 😆 so much! Kudos - I love this format.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-01

I love knowing I made someone laugh! I'm so glad you enjoyed it 😊

Evilcaaaat via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2024-11-03

😂😂❤️❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-11-06

Glad you enjoyed. 😊

BrightRedSunset88 via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2025-02-04

XD yup! Accurate!

Arukir Author via AO3 2025-02-04

Glad you enjoy 😊

cakesMadeOfRice via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2025-03-10

... It's true!

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 2 · 2025-03-10

i love oversized clothes

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 5 · 2025-03-10

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 9 · 2025-03-10

yes

Someone (Guest) via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2025-03-25

DISCWORLD QUOTE YESSSSSSSS

Sundannsair via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2025-05-08

You've captured their relationship perfectly😁

"Roxanne: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Megamind, sitting on Roxanne's lap: Absolutely. Purely business."
This!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Arukir Author via AO3 2025-05-09

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed 😊