From The Shore To The Horizon (I've Got Your Back)

Chapter 13: As Kids

Chris: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Martin: And atoms never touch each other.

Chris: So in his defense, Mom...

Martin: ...I didn't actually punch Zach.

//Bullying Prevention Day at school

Teacher: Chris, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Chris: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case–

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Chris: –make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My brother always says that humans don't have claws, so we have to be willing to work with what we do have; big brains and pointy sticks!

Teacher: [internal screaming]

Chris: Martin, what are you doing?

Martin: [shaking a blue, lion-shaped piggy bank] I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Chris: You could always take it out and count it.

Martin: Where’s the fun in that?

Martin: [shatters a window and climbs through it]

Martin: [turns around and helps Chris through it] Breaking and entering is wrong, Chris.

Chris: Okay.