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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Communications Frequency

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
Main relationship
The Doctor & The Doctor's TARDIS
Other relationships
The Doctor & himselves (and herself) The Doctor & The Doctor
Main characters
The Doctor (Doctor Who) The Doctor's TARDIS
Other characters
Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who) Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Other tags
Crack Texting The Doctor's Incarnations (Doctor Who) Are Siblings Not actually but like they so are except for one tiny joke about selfcest which is wrong but so funny Warning for Twelve's desire to just Not Regenerate
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
2,074 words16 chapters 47 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks58 readsUpdated 14 May 2025
Summary

The 13th Doctor figures out a way to communicate with four of her previous incarnations. Chaos ensues.

The incorrect quotes Doctor Who chat fic you didn't know you needed!

Notes

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Chapter 11

[Eyebrows]

(Could you be anymore annoying, 13?)

 

[Girly]

(Yep, just give me a second! 😁)

 

[Eyebrows]

(Wait what)

 

[Buzzcut]

(What did you just do??)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(WHY IS MY TARDIS MAKING A SCREECHING SOUND??)

 

[Bowtie]

(Mine's doing it too!)

 

[Eyebrows]

(So's mine)

 

[Buzzcut]

(What's going on???)

 

[Sexy]

(You hacked me, you clever thing)

 

[Buzzcut]

(What no I didn't)

 

[Sexy]

(Not you you, the smarter you)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Oi, thanks a lot 😵‍💫)

 

[Bowtie]

(My Companion's threatening to space me if I don't stop the sound)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(It's getting worse HOW IS IT GETTING WORSE???!)

 

[Eyebrows]

(Alright 13, I'm sorry, you've proven your point)

(NOW MAKE IT STOP)

 

[Girly]

(Make it stop?)

(Yes, because that is something I can do)

(Totally)

(Just give me a second)

(Okay guys I might've made a tiny little whoopsie)

 

[Buzzcut]

(You better be kidding me)

(Tell me your kidding me)

(Forget the timeline I'm tracking you down and STRANGLING you 13!!)

 

[Girly]

(IT WAS AN ACCIDENT)

(Sorta)

(Not really)

(Okay, yeah, my bad)

(Someone make it stop 😭)

 

[Sexy]

(Oh THIS is going to be/is/was fun)

(😈 😈 😈)

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