Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Communications Frequency

Chapter 3

[Bowtie]

(12, it’s your turn to wash the dishes)

[Eyebrows]

(I’ll wash the walls red with your blood)

[Bowtie]

(Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time)

[Sexy]

(If you get bloodstains on my console again, I'm leaving you in the dark ages)

(Do not test me)

[Buzzcut]

(Who the fuck is that??)

[Bowtie]

(NO ONE IT'S NO ONE JUST SHUT UP)

[Girly]

(Guys I figured out how to let the TARDIS into the chat!!! 😜 🚨 😍 🥳 💙)

[Buzzcut]

(Wait what? Why is the TARDIS calling itself sexy??)

[Eyebrows]

(Right you're still hung up on Rose, aren't you?)

[Sexy]

(It?? Excuse me??)

(I am SO leaving your ass in the dark ages.)

[Bowtie]

(Who's Rose again?)

[Buzzcut]

(EXCUSE ME?)

[Trenchcoat]

(You cannot be that forgetful)

[Sexy]

(It's from all the fish fingers he eats, polluting his brain)

[Bowtie]

(I only ate those ONCE)

[Girly]

(To be fair, at least he didn't forget an entire person's existence like 12 did)

[Eyebrows]

(What? I didn't forget anyone)

[Girly]

(You forget Clara)

[Buzzcut]

(13 STOP GIVING US INFORMATION FROM THE FUTURE)

[Eyebrows]

(Who??)

[Bowtie]

(Oh yay, that means I don't lose her!)

(Wait what EZCUSE ME???)

(How did/do you forget Clara??!)

[Buzzcut]

(How did/do YOU forget Rose?!)

[Bowtie]

(I didn't actually I was just messing with you and 10)

(Now shut up I need to know this)

[Eyebrows]

(I can't remember how I forgot)

[Sexy]

(Of course you can't you wiped your memories)

[Buzzcut]

(Wait what happens to Rose?)

[Eyebrows]

(OUT OF ALL THE MEMORIES I COULD'VE BLOCKED, WHY WOULD I CHOOSE TO ERASE A COMPANION???)

(She is/was/will be a companion, right?)

[Buzzcut]

(No seriously what happens to Rose?)

[Girly]

(Spoilers you two)

[Buzzcut]

(Oh yeah, NOW you care about spoilers)

[Eyebrows]

(Fuck you 13)

[Bowtie]

(Wait isn't 13 the cursed number? Is she/will she be traumatized from all the bad luck she has/will have???)

[Girly]

(No I'm traumatized from all the bad luck 12 had/has)

(Like that time he spent billions of years dying over and over again)

[Bowtie]

(Wait we WHAT NOW??)

[Eyebrows]

(It wasn't/won't be THAT BAD)

(I mean, 11 got erased from existence, saw the TARDIS explode, was shot by River...)

[Trenchcoat]

(DID YOU JUST SAY THE TARDIS EXPLODES/EXPLODED??)

[Sexy]

(I got/get better, don't worry)

[Buzzcut]

(HOW THE FUCK DO I AVOID BECOMING YOU GUYS?)

[Girly]

(Aww, he thinks he can escape our trauma)

[Eyebrows]

(How cute)

[Trenchcoat]

(Are you sure we're okay??)

[Bowtie]

(Like we were ever okay)