0 sparksChapter 23: Group Portrait (Individuality Is Hard When You're A Smurf)
Poet: Wait, hold up, stop where you're sat; whyever did you draw yourself like that?
Painter: Like what?
Poet: Like with strong, gorgeous legs, muscles like eggs.
Painter: Uh, zhis is what I look like.
Poet: ...
Painter: ZHIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Poet: Okay, then I want arms, big and beefy. Hot ones, strong one, would be smurfy.
Farmer: Ah wanna have a cowboy hat!
Painter: Oui, arms and hat. [draws them]
Lantern: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Painter: You can't just take Farmer's hat idea, Lantern! He thought it up all by himzelf like a good Smurf! Come up with your own zhing!
Lantern: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Jokey: Put Lantern on onea those stupid baby tricycles.
Lantern: NO!!
Painter: Tricycle, oui. [draws it] Baby, want anything?
Jokey, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Painter: A blaster?! No, zhat's not really our style, Baby.
Baby, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Painter: You know what, okay. [draws it]
Painter, sternly: But it's just for ze holding, not for ze shooting.
Baby: [happy babbling]
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Brainy realising he was not cut out to be a leader (yet) is one of my favourite tropes😁
I'm glad you like it.
I honestly don't think Brainy is meant to be a leader. I think he would live a happier life cooped up in a library researching whatever he wants and occasionally out-mad-sciencing Handy, if he could just stop being insecure and copying Papa in an attempt to gain respect...
Anyways, glad you like it!
Agree, with time as he grows in wisdom I believe he could manage a short-term situation as a leader, as if in an emergency, but to be THE leader, no, that's not for him.
Out-mad-sciencing, so true🤣🤣🤣 Never let those two put aside their differences and join their forces for a "genius" idea. Ever.😁
Hefty: You have the right to remain silent, Harmony. What you lack is the capacity.
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😂
Brainy: Just kick me out of the Village as usual, this is way more unsettling anyway.😁
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Flirty strikes again, yess, go my boi😁
Flirty is the best 😁
Glad you're enjoying.
Omg, this is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
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I love how berserk Handy can be when he overdoes himself😁
Ikr? 😂
This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
To be honest, sweet Poet is more than capable of pulling a stunt like this😁
Poet is entirely capable of doing this 😂
Persnickety
I love this word, sounds so whimsy😊
It really is a fun word.
Glad you're enjoying.
Smooth😏
Classic🤣🤣🤣
This could be my motto on my harder days😅
Definitely🤣🤣🤣 I loved that episode. Poor Scaredy, though🤣🤣🤣 Handy is giving off just as much mad scientist vibes as Brainy, he's just more practical.
Handy is a down-to-earth, entirely practical lunatic with a mallet who once added fireballs to a robot meant to take care of Baby.
Everyone is incredibly lucky he's too busy keeping the town from collapsing to really work on his personal projects.
Glad you're enjoying!
But of course he added, who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe that's the reason the others overwhelm him on an everyday basis with such minor repairs, because they fear his true powers😁
Ooooooooo!!!!!!! ×mic drop×
This was an amazing pun🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really loved these incorrect quotes, they were so much fun to read! Thank you for sharing them with us!
(And if there will be part 2, I'll be here to enjoy them!)
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There's a part 2 and 3 now. 😁
I'm so glad you enjoyed this fic 😊
Yass!!!! I'm gonna read them so hard!😍
You know, with Blossom being the village's name in this and Smurfblossom existing in this...I can imagine some confusion when someone asks where's Blossom as in where is the town and someone answers as if they're asking about Smurfblossom.
I kinda dislike how the female Smurfs have Smurf+plant names, so I ignore that, but that scenario is hilarious. 😂
I'm glad you're enjoying! 😊
Vanity: I am, without a doubt, the hottest Smurf in Blossom.
Smurfette, smirking: You do realize I was literally created to be irresistible, right?
Vanity: Yes, well, you were made by Gargamel. And we all know how his spells usually turn out...
Emotional damage! CRITICAL!
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