6 sparksChapter 36: Knife
Drake: Hey, Goz. What do you have there?
Gosalyn, excited: [holds out giant steak knife] A KNIFE!
Drake: What?! Give that here this instant, young lady!
Drake: Who the cluck gave you this?
Gosalyn, pouting: Launchpad.
Launchpad, walking into the room: Hmm?
Drake, angry enough that he'd resemble Negaduck if he wasn't also panicking: LP, why in the world would you give Gosalyn a knife!?
Launchpad, oblivious: Oh, she wanted to show it to some kids at school. Some kinda show-and-tell, I think.
Drake, to Gosalyn: 'Show it to some kids at school', huh?
Gosalyn, who fully intended to threaten said kids with severe maiming if they didn't leave Honker alone: Yep, like Launchpad said, a show-and-tell.
Drake: Really?
Gosalyn, nodding: Uh-huh. My class are all big fans of large pointy objects.
Drake: ...
Drake, faux-cheerfully: What day is the show-and-tell? I don't want you carrying a steak knife around, but maybe I can come by and show it to the class for you.
Gosalyn: Uh...
Gosalyn: Gee, you know, I just remembered that they actually canceled that.
Drake: Guess you won't need the knife then.
Gosalyn: Yep, guess I won't.
Drake: ...
Gosalyn: ...
Launchpad: ...
Gosalyn: I'm grounded, aren't I?
Drake: Big time.
Launchpad: ...Did I miss something?
Drake and Gosalyn: Yes.
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Launchpad is probably wondering if deep in their genes Gosalyn and Drake are related 😂
Drake, internally: *Did I have a secret kid I never knew about and unintentionally adopt her?*
Oh that would of been interesting 🤔
I to wish I could get out of social situations 😂
Gosalyn we all think the same thing 😂
Hey Drake is learning from the best
Ain't that right Crashpad 😂
Gosalyn should be a therapist she definitely tell you like it is 😂
I actually headcanon Drake is a Scorpio
Gosalyn is a Saggaririis and Launchpad is a Taurus
I'm sorry, I had to report this due to it being several Tumblr posts that have been posted on to here and it is not fan work in the slightest. There is no story here. Just several Tumblr posts posted on to here.
I have posted over a dozen Incorrect Quotes fics. Are you going to report all of them or do you have something against these ones specifically?
don't, make. me. do. that.
I'm going to block you. You are displaying unusually aggressive and nonsensical behavior. I believe in telling someone why when you block them, so this is why. WTF dude, seriously.
Yeah, that checks out. Especially the first one
Reminds of that gag from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.
I haven't seen that. What's the gag?
The penguins are working to fix the aircraft, and claim it will take six to nine years to complete. Alex mishears it as sixtynine years and panics before he is corrected.
Ah, thanks for explaining :)
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