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Livin' With The Lords

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Fandom
Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship
Nega-Launchpad/Negaduck (Disney)
Main characters
Negaduck (Disney) Nega-Launchpad (Disney)
Other characters
Nega-Gosalyn (Disney) Nega-Honker Muddlefoot Nega-Tank (Disney)
Other tags
Nega-Gosalyn goes by Lynn and has the last name Lord Nega-Launchpad is nicknamed Crasher or Crash for even shorter Nega-Honker goes by Speck Nega-Tank goes by Tankard Negaversians have sharp teeth though I'm not actually sure that was mentioned in this particular fic sorta good dad Negaduck Crasher tries but they're both psychopaths so...
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
2,707 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks86 readsUpdated 19 Aug 2025
Summary

Incorrect Quotes with Lord-McQuack family!

Warning: there is a LOT of cursing in this one.

Notes

And that's all for this one, folks! I have one more fic planned in this series, for miscellaneous quotes, but I'm unsure when that's going to be ready.

Here's a question: How many of you realized that this fic is a mirror of 537 Avian Way, the first fic in the series? Even the chapter names are identical! ;)

Hope you enjoyed 😊

Chapter 20: Bullying Prevention Day at school


Candy-coated blackmail is a speciality of Lynn's. Gosalyn prefers a simple fist to the face.

Teacher: Lynn, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

 

Lynn: Oh, that’s easy, Miss. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

 

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

 

Lynn, distressed: Oh no, I'd hate to get someone in trouble!

Lynn: I'd write the bully a letter telling them how I feel and asking them to please stop. I'd try to find out why they're hurting enough to be such a meaniepants in the first place, and offer to talk to them about it.

 

Teacher: Oh, how sweet!

 

Speck: [snorts]

 

Almost everyone else in class, internally because they aren't that brave: Sweetly-worded? Yes. Deranged? Also yes.

3 carried over from the original posting

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