0 sparksChapter 6: Funny Things We Texted Rather Than Said Out Loud
Kira: Kitty just said "My religion is Kittia, created by me to worship me. I am all-powerful, flashlights are a scam, coffee is holy life juice, and cats are sacred beings sent to punish the /i/weak/i/."
Cassandra: .Yikes. Lol.
Cassandra: ...all hail Kitty?
Cassandra: @Kitty do I get a sacred coffee cup?
//Cassandra just went to the hospital. Her kids are very worried about her. THE VERY FIRST TEXT SHE SENDS THEM FROM THE HOSPITAL:
Cassandra: Kitty I got you a leaf [picture of said leaf]
Venus: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune rain DIAMONDS. Why do we get boring WATER? Even Venus gets Sulfuric Acid!
Venus: Pope's a liar, follow me.
Venus: Less susceptible to radiation + can't sunburn + can feel the spin of the earth + sees static from some extraterrestrial radio + has yellowish skin = 🛸.
Kira (not for the first time): I cannot feel the spin of the Earth!
Kira: And we don't know it's from a radio
Venus: Kira, could I use your phone charger? Mine went to the pits of hell, and came back a bitchy demon.
//In this very chat
Cassandra: Just the funny bits
Cassandra: War
Kira: What???
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Sorry, but I don't like connecting with strangers online and I'm fairly certain you're a scammer anyways, so...
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Well sorry for assuming 😅 I've just gotten a lot of scammers recently.
Thanks but no thanks, though. I prefer to draw my own stuff. Feel free to draw anything you want, though! :)
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