Not RatedGenComplete

Happy, Angry, Apathetic

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Main relationship
Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf
Other relationships
Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf & Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf & Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey S
Main characters
Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf
Other characters
Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf
Other tags
Mutual Pining Pining Hijinks & Shenanigans Hugs Friendship Friendship/Love Author Is Sleep Deprived but what else is new? XD My 270th ever fic?! Spiders Giant Spiders Or at least giant from a Smurf's perspective
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
1,350 words28 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks32 readsUpdated 25 Jan 2026
Summary

Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)

Notes

So I completely forgot to post this until now (7 months later). Whoops...

Headcanon: Vanity dislikes eye contact, which is part of why he's always staring at his mirror, though mostly it's because he just likes looking at himself. Most Smurfs think he barely notices anything around him, but actually he notices just about everything — he just doesn't care about it except for gossip, most of the time.


And that's it! I hope you liked it :)

Fun fact: the name for this in my writing app is 'Granity + Boom' XD

There's only one more fic planned in this series, but I have no clue how long until I post it.

Until next time, everybody 👋

Chapter 1: How Grouchy Says 'I Love You'

Grouchy, stomping into the middle of town: [points at Jokey] I dislike you slightly less than most Smurfs.

 

Jokey: Slightly less than most Smurfs dislike me, or slightly less than ya dislike most Smurfs?

 

Grouchy, ignoring him: [points at Vanity] I feel neutral about you.

 

Vanity: I love me too. <3

 

Grouchy, gesturing at the rest of the village: I hate all of you mothersmurfers! [stomps away]

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Comments carried over from AO3 (7)

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Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2026-01-25

Awwwwww 😍😍😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 17 · 2026-01-25

Aren't fish... Bigger than him?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-07

Fair point XD

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 18 · 2026-01-25

Grouchy is mischievous ;-)

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 23 · 2026-01-25

Yes, it most certainly would be PERFECT for batjokes!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2026-01-25

Lol, at least he knows!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2026-01-25

OMG, this fic was HILARIOUS!!!

PinkheadedDuck via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2026-01-28

Smiling, kicking, screaming silently. This is soooo cute and funny

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-03

I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you! 😊

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