0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks50 readsUpdated 25 Jan 2026Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)
So I completely forgot to post this until now (7 months later). Whoops...
Headcanon: Vanity dislikes eye contact, which is part of why he's always staring at his mirror, though mostly it's because he just likes looking at himself. Most Smurfs think he barely notices anything around him, but actually he notices just about everything — he just doesn't care about it except for gossip, most of the time.
And that's it! I hope you liked it :)
Fun fact: the name for this in my writing app is 'Granity + Boom' XD
There's only one more fic planned in this series, but I have no clue how long until I post it.
Until next time, everybody 👋
Jokey: Vanity, why're ya smurfing in fronta th' window?
Vanity: I’m waiting for Grouchy to smurf in when he comes by. When the sun is smurfing on me like this, I look like a fancy supermodel.
Jokey: Y'want Grouchy ta think y're a supermodel?
Vanity: Giving him eye candy is the least I can do. It’ll probably be the smurfiest part of his walk!
Jokey, sarcastically: Y're so selfless.
Vanity: Thank you for noticing.
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Awwwwww 😍😍😍
Aren't fish... Bigger than him?
Fair point XD
Grouchy is mischievous ;-)
Yes, it most certainly would be PERFECT for batjokes!
Lol, at least he knows!
OMG, this fic was HILARIOUS!!!
Smiling, kicking, screaming silently. This is soooo cute and funny
I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you! 😊
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