Not RatedGenComplete

Happy, Angry, Apathetic

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Main relationship: Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf
Other relationships: Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf & Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf & Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey S
Main characters: Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf
Other characters: Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf
Other tags: Mutual Pining Pining Hijinks & Shenanigans Hugs Friendship Friendship/Love Author Is Sleep Deprived but what else is new? XD My 270th ever fic?! Spiders Giant Spiders Or at least giant from a Smurf's perspective
Language: English
Originally published: 25 Jan 2026 on AO3
Stats: 1,350 words28 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks85 readsUpdated 25 Jan 2026

Summary

Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)

Notes

So I completely forgot to post this until now (7 months later). Whoops...

Headcanon: Vanity dislikes eye contact, which is part of why he's always staring at his mirror, though mostly it's because he just likes looking at himself. Most Smurfs think he barely notices anything around him, but actually he notices just about everything — he just doesn't care about it except for gossip, most of the time.

And that's it! I hope you liked it :)

Fun fact: the name for this in my writing app is 'Granity + Boom' XD

There's only one more fic planned in this series, but I have no clue how long until I post it.

Until next time, everybody 👋

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Chapter 28: Inviting Them Was A Mistake XD

//At a gender reveal party for a soon-to-hatch Smurfling

Social Smurf: Okay, everysmurf, we're going to do something smurfy.

Grouchy: I hate smurfy.

Social, ignoring him: Since we're celebrating the baby's gender, we're all going to smurf what we identify as on these little name tags. You can smurf down whatever you want.

Jokey: Whatever? As in, anything?

Social: So long as you actually identify as it, yes.

Jokey, giggling: Y're gonna regret that~

Social: What?

Vanity's nametag: Hello! I identify as beautiful

Grouchy's nametag: Hello! I identify as >:(

Jokey's nametag: Hello! I identify as a problem

Social, reading: ...that isn't how this works.

Vanity: Well you can hardly smurf that they aren't true, dear.

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Comments carried over from AO3 (7)

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Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2026-01-25

Awwwwww 😍😍😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 17 · 2026-01-25

Aren't fish... Bigger than him?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-07

Fair point XD

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 18 · 2026-01-25

Grouchy is mischievous ;-)

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 23 · 2026-01-25

Yes, it most certainly would be PERFECT for batjokes!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2026-01-25

Lol, at least he knows!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2026-01-25

OMG, this fic was HILARIOUS!!!

PinkheadedDuck via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2026-01-28

Smiling, kicking, screaming silently. This is soooo cute and funny

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-03

I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you! 😊