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100 Smurfy Profiles

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Main relationship
Grand Schtroumpf | Papa Smurf/Saule | Smurfwillow
Other relationships
Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf/Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf/La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette Schtroumpf farceur | Jokey Smurf/Magician Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Musicien | Harmony Smurf/Schtroumpf Tailleur | Tailor Smurf Schtroumpf Peintre | Painter Smurf/Schtroumpf Poète | Poet Smurf
Main characters
Grand Schtroumpf | Papa Smurf Saule | Smurfwillow
Other characters
Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Tailleur | Tailor Smurf Schtroumpf Musicien | Harmony Smurf Schtroumpf Peintre | Painter Smurf Schtroumpf Poète | Poet Smurf Schtroumpf Mineur | Miner Smurf Therapist Smurf Schtroumpf Paresseux | Lazy Smurf Schtroumpf Gourmand | Greedy Smurf Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf Schtroumpf Curieux | Nosey Smurf Le Schtroumpf sans nom | Nobody Smurf | Somebody Smurf Schtroumpf Peureux | Scaredy Smurf Schtroumpf Bêta | Dopey Smurf | Dimwitty Smurf Tempête | Smurfstorm Schtroumpf Traqueur | Tracker Smurf Schtroumpf Sauvage | Wild Smurf Schtroumpf aux Lampions | Lantern Smurf Schtroumpf Téméraire | Gutsy Smurf Schtroumpf Rêveur | Dreamy Smurf Schtroumpf Laineux | Wooly Smurf Wooly Smurf
Other tags
Art Fanart Digital Art AI-Generated Images And art drawn by me as well! :)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3 · updated 11 Feb 2026
Stats
16.1k words100 chapters 18 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks266 readsUpdated 11 Feb 2026
Summary

Basically just a ton of my headcanons and deeper backstories for how I view Smurfs. The first chapter is species-wide notes, so two twin Smurfs' character profiles have been combined to keep the number of chapters 100.

Blossom (the Smurf village we all know and love) has a population of around 300, but I typically stick to referencing the following 100 Smurfs.

This work will be continuously updated over time, and will eventually include fanart.

Chapter 8: Jokester 'Jokey' Smurf ♂️

Now with fanart! An image drawn by me at the top, AI art at the bottom.

Gender: Male

Special Trait: Explosives and weapons design.

Job(s): Delivery Smurf, villager protector

Appearance: Smaller than average height and build, with a slim, wiry body. Orange eyes. White hat that usually has soot stains on it, white footsie pants, open white vest with a yellow squirty flower. Usually has soot on his nose, cheeks, ears, and fingers.

Relatives: Equilibrist Smurf (younger sister)

Shipped With: Magician.

Age Bracket: Young adult.

 

Small and not particularly strong, but good at running, flipping, jumping, and dodging. One of the fastest Smurfs, he is often sent to delivery emergency messages, which is among the few things he takes seriously and won't mess up for fun.

He spends most of his life happy with being a menace, but he's still a Smurf and all Smurfs want to be helpful in some way, leading him to eventually become upset when he realizes he's worse than useless to the village. Eventually he discovers that the talents he normally uses for pranks — his parkour skills, traps, explosives, and talent for manipulation — have alternative uses in defending the village.

 

Has many burns from his constant work with explosives. His ears are eternally ringing for exactly the same reason, and while he's not anywhere close to deaf, he does have worst hearing than most Smurfs.

 

His expressions are always sharper and more extreme than most Smurfs, no matter the situation or emotion. His voice is high-pitched and fast, and he giggles almost constantly. His hyperactivity and lack of fucks to give lead his speech to be somewhat lazy, filled with missing sounds and combined words, though he can be surprisingly eloquent if he puts his mind to it.

 

He never means to really hurt anysmurf, exactly, but he has little to no concept of safety. Explosives, giant tarantulas, even putting somesmurf in Gargamel's way won't register as particularly dangerous in his brain. He has almost no sense of consequences unless they are made very clear.

He does have lines, however. He understands that babies and small children are fragile. He loves when people yell or otherwise get frustrated from his pranks, but panics and tries to make up for it if they start crying. Once he does realize he's put somesmurf in actual danger, he immediately goes for help or tries to rescue them himself, but almost never learns a lesson from the situation.

Jokey doesn't have great empathy skills. Sometimes, it takes feeling something himself for him to realize it's wrong to make others feel that way. Only after dealing with bullies of his own does Jokey finally, slowly realize how much of a bully he himself is — he'll never stop pranking or being the explosive and abrasive Smurf he's always been, but this Heel Realization does kick off him learning to be kinder and more discerning in his tricks.

 

Sleeps surrounded by joke boxes and stuffed animals. The only object he really prizes is his joke book, which he memorized ages ago. His best friends are Vanity and Grouchy, their friendship is based on insulting the village and being generally the unsmurfiest Smurfs alive, though they always come through for their fellow Smurfs in a pinch. Another friend of his is Brainy, his absolute favorite target for one simple reason — Brainy is too smart to keep falling for Jokey's jokes, yet still does every single time.

For some reason or another, Brainy plays along with Jokey's games, acts as his straight man and foil on purpose. Jokey will forever love him for it.

Jokey's roommate turned crush is Magician Smurf, who has an explosive side of her own.

 

He's a mailsmurf. This is why everysmurf consistently falls for his pranks — he times it just right so they fall into a false sense of security because they keep getting real mail and presents from him, and then BOOM! XD

 


 

He has a little sister that looks up to him and is gleefully following in his prankster footsteps.

Jokey is not a role model. He's reckless, usually doesn't consider potential consequences before he does something, and thinks that an explosion in someone's face is the height of comedy. He's rarely malicious, but he is ever careless with safety, both his own and others.

Jokey is pretty much allergic to responsibility. But when he sees his little sister about to pull the same sort of reckless, consequence-blind, potentially harmful prank he specializes in? Then, and only then, will he play the voice of reason.

He loves that his little sis is a prankster like him — but he doesn't want her to be a prankster exactly like him. He wants her to be better.

 


↓ Things I'm unsure if I'll keep ↓

 

Was once a workaholic weapons expert named Arsenal Smurf who found a passion for pranks and changed forever. When he switched his name to Jokester, he discovered that the easiest way to let everysmurf know was to just tell Nosey.

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Smurfwillow (Guest) via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-02-08

I recently looked at the lost village again Smurf and Willow have teal colored eyes

Umbrellaea via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2026-02-09

He doesn't have an eye color or is it unknown?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-09

I haven't decided his eye color yet.

Thanks for commenting, it's nice to know people are actually reading this 😄

Umbrellaea via AO3 2026-02-09

Your welcome!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 7 · 2026-02-09

"and for that Clumsy decided he was his now.*

I love this discrimination! I love how well you balanced out his character, and gave him flows, well still being a really interesting Smurf!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2026-02-09

I'd make him the bro of Harmony, maybe?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 16 · 2026-02-09

How would one go about riding a bat..? Lol

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 19 · 2026-02-09

Ooooh, I like it!

If make him Dreamy's brother!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-09

Wait, are his arms actually white, or does he wear gloves?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-09

"He disappeared into the forest one Halloween and came back... different."

He's not actually a ghost, right..?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-09

Um... Yes and no?

He's not a ghost, he's not actively dead.

I can't decide if he really did die and came back to life or not, but something definitely happened to change him in a major way, so...

...okay fine I made a ghost Smurf. But one that's reborn instead of dead!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 36 · 2026-02-09

"She and Jokey had little choice in becoming mushroommates, and each tried to run the other out... via a quickly escalating series of pranks that completely disregarded any sense of safety or sanity whatsoever." CUUUTE! 😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 38 · 2026-02-09

"THIS IS A CANON SMURF THAT I JUST MADE BETTER, SEARCH IT."

😂 😂 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 40 · 2026-02-09

I love this! I had never heard of this Smurf, did you invent?

Also, HANGGLIDING?!?, is that how that's spelled??? That is the worst use of double G the English language has ever come up with! 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-02-09

"He can talk to snakes. He really likes snakes. Most Smurfs do not like snakes. He does not care." 😆😆😆

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-02-09

"He can hypnotize anysmurf. He likes hypnotizing Smurfs and making them dance."

WTF 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 47 · 2026-02-09

😍 😍😍 I love this! He's amazing! He needs a proper bookie romance! Maybe with Brainy, lol. Or Clueless/Oblivious Smurf?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 49 · 2026-02-09

Aren't Doctor and Dabbler different Smurfs?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-09

Not anymore! 😜

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 54 · 2026-02-09

Oooh! You should ship him him Glow Smurf!

Jablons via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-02-09

Which Smurf is your favorite?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-10

Brainy, with Jokey as a very close second. Why do you ask? Oh, and what's your favorite? :)

Jablons via AO3 2026-06-07

Brainy Smurf

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-06-07

He's one of the best 😊

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 58 · 2026-02-10

Fear her, for she is queen of the hives! (Dramatic lightning flash and ominous buzzing)

This is my favorite description of anything/one EVER 😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 72 · 2026-02-11

Oooh! Interesting curse idea! 💡

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 73 · 2026-02-11

Language battles? 🤨

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 79 · 2026-02-11

Appearance: PIRATE - 😂😂😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 81 · 2026-02-11

(unless that Smurf just so happens to be Haberdasher, of course).

I SHIP IT!!!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 86 · 2026-02-11

Ooooh, what type of spider?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 87 · 2026-02-11

I love the pun 😍

Shouldn't he have a firefighter hat? 🤨

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 89 · 2026-02-11

One day he got bored, started whittling, and accidentally became a cobbler. The end.

😂 😂 😂

Why wooden shoes?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-10

...in my defense, I was really tired when I posted his profile XD

The wooden shoes are technically canon, tho

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 92 · 2026-02-11

⚡⚡⚡

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 95 · 2026-02-11

Special Trait: Moving dust from one area to another. 😂😂 😂

occasional baby sitter/nanny. 🤨 ...MARY POPPINS AND BERT, THE CHIMNEY SWEEP'S SON???? 😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 96 · 2026-02-11

Persnickety - Pennyworth??? Heya Al!!!

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-10

This comment has made me decide to commit to the idea, and now he's friends with a Smurf that rides bats 🙃

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 97 · 2026-02-11

He should make a city nearby! In-canon both the Grove and Village get destroyed, and a new one gets built...

Though we all know canon should be put in a box in our attic, covered in dust and spiderwebs, sometimes that old box can be taken out, to find a thing or two that might be useful! He could make a second (third) living area, since the Smurf population is growing. Maybe another town, or something, gets destroyed, and the occupants have to move to Smurf Village, so he makes a city for them!

IDK, either way, I love all of these characters so far!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 99 · 2026-02-11

Why?!? 😂😂😂

Smurfs are pure and perfect! Lol

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 100 · 2026-02-11

Job(s): Being cute. 😍 😍 😍

He has some limited powers: teleportation, invulnerability, and crazy luck. 😂 😂 😂

Isn't Lucky Smurf luck?

I love the name Mayhem Smurf! It's just so amazing and hilarious! Seriously, the only thing you need to know about him is his name, then you know everything about him! Lol

 

This was so amazing! I love both your original characters, and your edits on old ones! So amazing! Keep up the good work! 😊

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 6 · 2026-02-15

'I love you and will tackle God himself if he looks at you funny — and I will win'.

That is... Exactly Hefty's energy, lol.

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-15

"He silently follows people, especially children, if he sees them wandering around at night. This can come off as menacing, but his goal isn't to freak them out — it's to freak out anything else that might decide to follow them around."

His logic seems... flawed.

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-09

That's because it is! 🙃

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