Incorrect Smurflings

Chapter 1: A Fool-Proof Plan

Piggy: Okay, I got an idea ta smurf outta this situation, but y're gonna hate it.

Glider: Do it, we're desperate.

Piggy: Okey-dokey.

Piggy, shoving Haberdasher out of their hiding place: YO, GARGAMEL, OVER HERE!

Haberdasher: Why me?!

Rev: !YGGIP

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Rev: ...wait, that's not right–

Gargamel: Oooh, a little Smurf all by himself. How fortunate — for me! [evil cackling as he tries to grab Haberdasher]

Haberdasher, running around Gargamel's hovel: Piggy, my dear, I am going to smurf you for this! Help, help, help, HELP!

Glider: How is this a plan again?

Piggy: Wait fer iiiiiiit~

//A book suddenly falls off a shelf, tripping Gargamel into a supply closet. A key floats off his belt as the closet door slams shut, a broom falling over to lock it in place just as the key unlocks the front door.

Cheshire, fading into existence: Howeverrr am I supposed to sleep when you'rrre smurrrfing up such a rrracket, Dash?

Haberdasher: Chess! My hero! [grabs Chess and hugs him closely] Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you–

Chess, actively struggling but not disappearing: Nope, no on the hug, I don't do hugs, Dash no put me down, Dash–

Piggy: Ta-da! A fool-proof plan.

Rev, Glider, and Feral: [oohs and ahhs, clapping]

Rev, Glider, and Feral: [eyes widen as their gazes shift to behind Piggy]

Rev, Glider, and Feral: [scatter]

Piggy: Uh... [turns around to see Chess grinning far too close to her face]

Piggy: Oh smurf.

Cheshire: Plan?

Piggy: I c'n explain–

Haberdasher: She sacrismurfed me to Gargamel to trick you into smurfing us!

Piggy: Tattle-tale!

Cheshire, eyes narrowed, still staring intensely at Piggy: Did she, now?

Piggy: Hehehe... I'm in danger.