Chapter 12: Possible Crush, Definite Crash
Glider: You smurf what your problem is?
Piggy, sarcastically: Please, ensmurfen me, oh wise wingman.
Glider: You're really cute, so no one ever told you to smurf your pie-hole!
Piggy: Well, at least I– wait, ya tink I’m cute?
Glider: Uh...
Piggy: ...are ya blushin'??
Glider: ...bye!
Glider: [hops off a nearby cliff and glides away]
Piggy: ...
Piggy: This counts as me winnin' th' argument, though, right? Because I smurf like it should count.
Glider: [hits straight into a tree in the distance and falls to the ground, because he was distracted watching Piggy]
Glider: I'm okay!
Piggy: Yeah, I definitely won that.
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Rev: Stop smurfing out with Dash forever and ever.
There are two things this could mean, and both could technically apply (though the sentence changes a bit depending on which it is). 😏 SHIPPY-SHIPPY! 😺🎩
...WHAT?!? 😂😂 😂
He's gonna be da spaklyest boi EVER ✨
Awww!
I came here for laughter, and I got adorable 😍
Oops 🤦♀️
Ya know what, I'm leaving it.
😂 😂😂 ?skrow that ...lleW
😂😂😂
Adorabubble!!! 😍 😍 🥰
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🧁🎂🍡🍦🍬🍭🍩🍨🎂🍯
And that is to say - SWEET 😍
Aw, Smurf!
....YES
Haberdasher: [happy hat Smurf noises]
Rev: [confused and worried mirror Smurf noises]
Lol, this pretty much sums up this fic 😂
Awww 🥰🥰🥰
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