Chapter 28: He Has Two Modes, Cheerful And Panicked, And There Is No In-Between
Piggy: Let’s not Haberdasher this inta a worse situation than it already is.
Haberdasher: Pardon, I couldn't help but overhear and did you just smurf my name as a verb?
Piggy: Uh...
Haberdasher: What, what would that even mean??
Glider: Means you panic like crazy everytime something goes wrong.
Haberdasher: I do not!
Rev, casually: Oh look, Security Smurf is smurfing over.
Haberdasher, dropping to the ground and tugging his hat over his eyes: WE'RE DOOMED!
Smurflings: ...
Haberdasher: ...he's not smurfing over, is he?
Feral, shaking his head: Nuh-uh.
Haberdasher: Forgive my language, my dear compatriots, but SMURF ALL OF YOU.
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Rev: Stop smurfing out with Dash forever and ever.
There are two things this could mean, and both could technically apply (though the sentence changes a bit depending on which it is). 😏 SHIPPY-SHIPPY! 😺🎩
...WHAT?!? 😂😂 😂
He's gonna be da spaklyest boi EVER ✨
Awww!
I came here for laughter, and I got adorable 😍
Oops 🤦♀️
Ya know what, I'm leaving it.
😂 😂😂 ?skrow that ...lleW
😂😂😂
Adorabubble!!! 😍 😍 🥰
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🧁🎂🍡🍦🍬🍭🍩🍨🎂🍯
And that is to say - SWEET 😍
Aw, Smurf!
....YES
Haberdasher: [happy hat Smurf noises]
Rev: [confused and worried mirror Smurf noises]
Lol, this pretty much sums up this fic 😂
Awww 🥰🥰🥰
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