0 sparksChapter 31: He Panics Easily, But That Hardly Makes Him A Coward
Cheshire: Everrr so sorrrry that I'm late, everrrysmurrrf, I was doing stuff.
Glider: YOU SMURFED ME OFF A SMURFING ROOF!
Haberdasher: Chess!
Cheshire: Don't look at me like that, dearrr. He has a gliding suit, doesn't he?
Haberdasher, glaring at him: Apologize to our friend.
Cheshire, amused: Excuse me?
Haberdasher: [keeps glaring]
Cheshire: That's not how this worrrks, Dash.
Haberdasher: [stares him down]
Cheshire: ...
Smurflings: [watch in hesitant fascination and disbelief]
Cheshire, ears pinning back: Oh fine, alrrright. Gliderrr, you have my sincerrrest apologies.
Haberdasher: And?
Cheshire, sighing: Frrriends don't smurrrf frrriends off of rrrooftops, no matterrr how annoying they arrre.
Haberdasher, crossing his arms: And?
Cheshire: [growls]
Haberdasher, more insistently: And?
Cheshire, through gritted teeth: And you arrre my frrriend, Gliderrr. Somehow. So I should be [fake gags] nice to you.
Cheshire, to Haberdasher: Happy now?
Haberdasher: Yes, quite happy in fact. Thank you.
Haberdasher, to Glider: And do you have something to smurf, Glider?
Glider, still shocked: What? Oh, right, uh...
Glider, to Cheshire: A-apology accepted? I guess?
Cheshire, deadpan: How wonderrrful. Now I can sleep at night, knowing I am forrrgiven.
Haberdasher: [looks inordinately pleased with himself]
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Rev: Stop smurfing out with Dash forever and ever.
There are two things this could mean, and both could technically apply (though the sentence changes a bit depending on which it is). 😏 SHIPPY-SHIPPY! 😺🎩
...WHAT?!? 😂😂 😂
He's gonna be da spaklyest boi EVER ✨
Awww!
I came here for laughter, and I got adorable 😍
Oops 🤦♀️
Ya know what, I'm leaving it.
😂 😂😂 ?skrow that ...lleW
😂😂😂
Adorabubble!!! 😍 😍 🥰
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🧁🎂🍡🍦🍬🍭🍩🍨🎂🍯
And that is to say - SWEET 😍
Aw, Smurf!
....YES
Haberdasher: [happy hat Smurf noises]
Rev: [confused and worried mirror Smurf noises]
Lol, this pretty much sums up this fic 😂
Awww 🥰🥰🥰
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