Incorrect Smurflings

Chapter 40: So This One Smurfed Away From Me, A Bit

Piggy: Smurfed a dumbass today. Awful.

Glider, smirking: You smurfed in a mirror?

Piggy: Someday ya will hafta answer fer yer actions, an' god may not be so merciful as I am.

Glider: Relax, Pigtails, you weren't the one I was insulting. [points]

Piggy: What, who else could ya have been–? [looks where he's pointing and sees Rev] Ohhhh.

Rev: [makes a rude gesture]

Glider: Has anysmurf ever smurfed you that frowning smurfs out the wrinkles by your eyes?

Rev: [gasps and dramatically clutches at his chest]

Glider, to Piggy: Hey, what do you smurf? Insulting your friends is fun!

Glider and Piggy: [start giggling]

Rev, on the outside: [calmly watches them while frowning disapprovingly]

Rev, internally: [starts plotting long-form revenge scheme]

Rev, much later, to a very confused and slime-covered Glider and Piggy: Has anysmurf ever smurfed you that smurfing there with your mouths open makes you smurf like utter fools?

Glider: What– [remembers] THAT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO!

Rev: Limit time no has beauty.

Piggy, squeezing slime out of her pigtails: I do hope ya smurf that this means war, chief.

Rev, eyes narrowed: Bring it.

//A few weeks later

Alchemist, to the village: Smurfing today, all prank wars must be sanctioned by Warrior or I, and cannot smurf on for more than three days at a time.

Village Smurfs: It's a nice thought, but... [much gesturing towards the resident prank Smurf]

Jokey, frowning seriously: Nope, I'm wit' th' Redcaps dis time.

Village Smurfs: Really???

Jokey: [holds up a glitter-covered Piggy by the back of her overalls] Ya wanna smurf 'em, liddle sis?

Piggy, pouting and crossing her arms: They woulda smurfed outta that chest eventually...

Jokey: Before or after th' hornets got 'em?

Piggy: Like ya haven't smurfed worse!

Jokey: THAT IS BESIDES TH' POINT!