Incorrect Smurflings

Chapter 44: This Is Why Rev's The Leader

Haberdasher: Why would anyone not like Pigtails?

Glider: Maybe because they met her?

Piggy: Smurf ya, wingman.

Glider, slyly: After all, nosmurf could merely like her after actually smurfing her. You either love her or you hate her — there's no in-between.

Piggy: ...how th' actual smurf am I supposed to respond to THAT!?

Glider, to Haberdasher: Told you I could make her blush if you smurfed that.

Haberdasher: And right you were, my friend. Wow, I didn't think that Smurfs could smurf that purple...

Piggy: SMURF BOTH OF YOU.

Glider, scoffing: Somesmurf's daydreaming.

Piggy: What?

Haberdasher: [chokes]

Piggy, going bright violet in realization: YA CAN'T JUS' SMURF T'INGS LIKE THAT, WINGMAN!

Glider, smugly: I am the wit master. All hail me.

Piggy: Grrrr, Chess!

Glider: ...what.

Piggy: C'n ya smurf Glider off th' roof again?!

Haberdasher: I second that request, mate!

Cheshire: [fades into view]

Glider: ...uh-oh.

Cheshire, grinning sharply: Well, howeverrr can I deny such a smurrrfy rrrequest?

Glider, running away: Wait no–

//Later

Rev, firmly: Okay, now smurf it again.

Piggy, Haberdasher, and Cheshire: [pouting] We don't smurf our friends off the roof.

Rev, to Glider: You and?

Glider, sighing: I don't smurf sexually suggestive remarks to my friends to smurf bets.

Rev, nodding: Good. Now one more time, everysmurf–

Smurflings, So Over This: Teasing only goes so far, real friends smurf about each other's feelings and well-being. We're a unit, not enemies.

Rev, grinning brightly: Good very! Now hug and make up.

Smurflings: [various degrees of 'nope']

Rev: I can still go smurf all of our parents and the Redcaps about this, you know.

Smurflings: [immediately exchange hugs, apologies, and "don't worry about it"s]