Incorrect Smurflings

Chapter 49: Accidents Will Happen

Haberdasher: [accidentally spills tea on Rev's backpack and ruins several saddle blueprints]

Haberdasher, in shock: ...he's going smurf me to a pulp. [strained chuckle]

Glider, dryly: Oh, no, Rev wouldn't smurf you.

Haberdasher, hopeful: You really smurf that?

Glider: Of course! He'd never risk smurfing blood on his hat.

Glider: He's going to have Feral do it.

Haberdasher, pulling his hat as low over his head as he can get it: [more strained chuckling]

//Later

Rev, upon discovering his ruined work: [of course he doesn't harm his friend but he does yell at him for about twenty straight minutes]

Rev, holding his backpack close to his chest like a beloved friend: [to Haberdasher] I'm sorry. Overreaction an was... [breathes deeply] That was an overreaction.

Haberdasher, wide-eyed: I-I didn't know half of those curse words existed...

Rev: Why does everysmurf keep forgetting I lived with sailors?

Rev: Also I have most of Vanity's Smurflinghood memories, and he has a filthier mouth than people smurf him credit for.

Haberdasher, genuinely sad: ...I'm ever so sorry about the backpack, my dear friend.

Rev: Yeah, well... [sighs]

Rev, smiling: Accidents happen, right?

Haberdasher: Pardon me, but I'm going to need you to confirm that you aren't subtly threatening my hat.

Rev, blinking rapidly: ¿¿¿tahw-W

Haberdasher: My best friend is an entirely mad catsmurf with little-to-no respect for boundaries.

Rev: No, no threats! I'm forgiving you!

Haberdasher, breathing out a sigh and wiping his brow: Well, that's certainly a relief, wut?

Haberdasher: [happy hat Smurf noises]

Rev: [confused and worried mirror Smurf noises]