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Incorrect Smurflings

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters: Original Smurf Character(s) Schtroumpf Sauvage | Wild Smurf Original characters are as follows: Reversal Smurfling | Mirror Smurf | Ryder Smurf Pigtails Smurfling | Equilibrist Smurf Glider Smurfling | Glider Smurf Haberdasher Smurfling | Haberdasher Smurf The Cheshire Smurf | Catboy Smurfling Gargamel (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags: Kid Fic References to Alice in Wonderland Arguing Teasing Fluff and Humor Emotional Hurt/Comfort Friendship/Love Magic Threats Glitter Pranks and Practical Jokes Prank Wars Incorrect Quotes Hijinks & Shenanigans Adventure Hugs Non-Sexual Intimacy
Language: English
Originally published: 13 Feb 2026 on AO3
Stats: 5,333 words54 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks252 readsUpdated 13 Feb 2026

Summary

Okay, I know I said the last one was the final bit of this series, but then I fell in love with a bunch of my own OCs (they're mostly OCs, anyways) so now we're doing this.

Vanity's living reflection, Jokey's unicycle-obsessed little sister, the mad hatter in Smurf form, a magically powerful but apathetic catsmurf, a daredevil with a glidesuit, and a squirrel-raised wild child are all friends.

Incorrect Quotes and shenanigans ensue. :3

Notes

PLEASE DON'T READ UNTIL POSTING HAS COMPLETED
EDIT: POSTING HAS BEEN COMPLETED, PLEASE ENJOY

Main cast:
• Reversal/Rev (eventually Ryder Smurf)
• Pigtails/Piggy (eventually Equilibrist Smurf)
• Glider
• Feral
• Haberdasher/Dash
• The Cheshire Smurf/Chess

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Chapter 53: This Is One Of The Longest Incorrect Quotes Fics I've Done In A WHILE

Cheshire: You arrre irrrrrationally and overrrly happy, anxious, and perrrforrrmative 365 days a yearrr. You arrre physically incapable of smurrrfing things serrriously.

Haberdasher: I beg your pardon my dear friend, but I do believe that’s just your personal opinion. I don’t smurf any issues with smurfing things seriously. Do you guys think I smurf issues smurfing things seriously?

Piggy: Well, I wouldn’t really smurf it an issue.

Haberdasher, to Cheshire: See?

Glider: Yeah, an issue is something you can fix.

Haberdasher, with an over-the-top look of offense: [gasps and puts his hand on his forehead] Betrayed by my own compatriots. However did it come to this? What choices could I have smurfed differently... to... [trails off midsentence]

Smurflings: [flat looks]

Haberdasher, chuckling sheepishly: Well, erm, perhaps you do smurf a bit of a point...

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Comments carried over from AO3 (14)

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Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 2 · 2026-02-13

Rev: Stop smurfing out with Dash forever and ever.

There are two things this could mean, and both could technically apply (though the sentence changes a bit depending on which it is). 😏 SHIPPY-SHIPPY! 😺🎩

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 5 · 2026-02-13

...WHAT?!? 😂😂 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 17 · 2026-02-13

He's gonna be da spaklyest boi EVER ✨

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 24 · 2026-02-13

Awww!

I came here for laughter, and I got adorable 😍

Arukir Author via AO3 on Chapter 27 · 2026-02-13

Oops 🤦‍♀️

Ya know what, I'm leaving it.

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-13

😂 😂😂 ?skrow that ...lleW

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 36 · 2026-02-13

😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 42 · 2026-02-13

Adorabubble!!! 😍 😍 🥰

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 44 · 2026-02-13

😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 46 · 2026-02-13

🧁🎂🍡🍦🍬🍭🍩🍨🎂🍯

And that is to say - SWEET 😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 47 · 2026-02-13

Aw, Smurf!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 48 · 2026-02-13

....YES

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 49 · 2026-02-13

Haberdasher: [happy hat Smurf noises]
Rev: [confused and worried mirror Smurf noises]

Lol, this pretty much sums up this fic 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 50 · 2026-02-13

Awww 🥰🥰🥰