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Summary
Oh my god I forgot I did an Incorrect Quotes series for this fandom, but I stumbled upon it in my notes so now I have to post it. Enjoy!
Why are the Doctors interacting? No clue, next question.
Why can the TARDIS sometimes talk? Beats me, moving on.
Why are the Master and River in the same room without violence? How the fuck should I know.
Nine, smugly, after security arrives to escort Thirteen and Ten out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Ten, in defeat: Let’s go.
Thirteen: Wait.
Ten: What?
Thirteen: I’d kinda like to be carried out...
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Comments carried over from AO3 (34)
These were left on the original AO3 posting and are shown as they appeared there.
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Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 7 · 2026-02-20
😂 that was 12s BEST scene lol
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 11 · 2026-02-20
You should get to keep it!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 18 · 2026-02-20
Lol, I thought there was gonna be a twist at the end, but this works so much better 😂
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 21 · 2026-02-20
I don't think so, but they NEED TO!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 22 · 2026-02-20
EXACTLY their relationship!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 23 · 2026-02-20
"Again??" 😂
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 24 · 2026-02-20
Uhhh??? 😂
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 25 · 2026-02-20
Wow, that's impressive lol
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 27 · 2026-02-20
I could see both happening in the same universe. Even the same doctor... TBF, there IS a reason they are in love.
K
Kasumi_JCvia AO32026-03-26
The Doctor and River or the Doctor and the Master?
Both
All three
G
Gontonyakvia AO32026-03-28
The Doctor and River Song
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Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 28 · 2026-02-20
TBF... His fault for asking THE MASTER for help.
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 29 · 2026-02-20
True.
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 30 · 2026-02-20
Hmm... Regular screwdriver! 🪛
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 31 · 2026-02-20
Pretty much their entire relationship...
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-20
"Young Amelia Pond, shaking her head: You don’t even know."
Why can I picture this??? Like, I can even hear her accent when she says it? Why is this so in character???
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Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 33 · 2026-02-20
OPTIMISM CAPTAIN!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 36 · 2026-02-20
😂😂😂
🌌 🦑
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 38 · 2026-02-20
Standards... Meet The Doctor!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 41 · 2026-02-20
5'5 - Rose 6'1 - 11
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 42 · 2026-02-20
Or to another planet, to stay in an underwater SPACESHIP hotel!
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 44 · 2026-02-20
Yep, any companion would know that feeling! Aaaand so would The Doctor...
Huh, what would happen if Doctor Who and Q met? (Sorry, had nothing to do with this, but made me think of it...)
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 45 · 2026-02-20
I feel like this best fits 11, he was the more engineery one (also 13).
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 46 · 2026-02-20
No he doesn't.
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 48 · 2026-02-20
His first/last or her first/last?
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 49 · 2026-02-20
Yes, DUDE, you definitely bottle up all your emotions.
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 50 · 2026-02-20
This is so him...
They should bring back Robo Pup! (Or the space dog's actual name)
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 51 · 2026-02-20
It says a lot about The Doctor that he waited so long to have a midlife crisis...
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 52 · 2026-02-20
Huh, River never switched genders... I wonder if that's because kinda-thirdling? Or does it just depend on the timelord?
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 53 · 2026-02-20
This could work with him regeneratimg also...
So, is Jack just, like, The Doctor's ex/BF/whatever or..?
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 54 · 2026-02-20
So he practiced?
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 55 · 2026-02-20
Do you want a jelly baby?
G
Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 57 · 2026-02-20
OMG 😂😂😂
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Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 57 · 2026-02-20
Why can't I read "Worth a shot" without doing Camilo's voice in my head? Lol
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Gontonyakvia AO3on Chapter 58 · 2026-02-20
This was the best fic EVER! I love the ✨ Doctor✨ SO MUCH!
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5_Vai_6via AO3on Chapter 50 · 2026-03-27
Hey, I saw your headline. Please stop spreading misinformation especially concerning medical data.
Yes, although there have been studies conducted analysing the correlation between developing a schizophrenia related disorders, none have been conclusive. So no, cats do not cause schizophrenia. Schizophrenia and schizophrenia related disorders can be caused by a multitude of things.
Yes, although cats are most commonly known to be a host for the parasite causing toxoplasmosis, that doesn't mean every cat has it and spreads it. If a cat eats another animal that had the parasite, they will, most likely, only pass it (the parasite) in 10-14 days after ingestion. In that case the parasite will be found in the feces if the cat. The parasite can then live on for a year and infect other warm blooded creatures. Also if a healthy adult gets toxoplasmosis it goes away in most cases without the need of treatment. If treatment is necessary medicine/drugs exists.
Hope that helps. Love, take care and stay safe.
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Comments carried over from AO3 (34)
These were left on the original AO3 posting and are shown as they appeared there.
😂 that was 12s BEST scene lol
You should get to keep it!
Lol, I thought there was gonna be a twist at the end, but this works so much better 😂
I don't think so, but they NEED TO!
EXACTLY their relationship!
"Again??" 😂
Uhhh??? 😂
Wow, that's impressive lol
I could see both happening in the same universe. Even the same doctor... TBF, there IS a reason they are in love.
The Doctor and River or the Doctor and the Master?
Both
All three
The Doctor and River Song
TBF... His fault for asking THE MASTER for help.
True.
Hmm... Regular screwdriver! 🪛
Pretty much their entire relationship...
"Young Amelia Pond, shaking her head: You don’t even know."
Why can I picture this??? Like, I can even hear her accent when she says it? Why is this so in character???
OPTIMISM CAPTAIN!
😂😂😂
🌌 🦑
Standards... Meet The Doctor!
5'5 - Rose
6'1 - 11
Or to another planet, to stay in an underwater SPACESHIP hotel!
Yep, any companion would know that feeling!
Aaaand so would The Doctor...
Huh, what would happen if Doctor Who and Q met? (Sorry, had nothing to do with this, but made me think of it...)
I feel like this best fits 11, he was the more engineery one (also 13).
No he doesn't.
His first/last or her first/last?
Yes, DUDE, you definitely bottle up all your emotions.
This is so him...
They should bring back Robo Pup! (Or the space dog's actual name)
It says a lot about The Doctor that he waited so long to have a midlife crisis...
Huh, River never switched genders... I wonder if that's because kinda-thirdling? Or does it just depend on the timelord?
This could work with him regeneratimg also...
So, is Jack just, like, The Doctor's ex/BF/whatever or..?
So he practiced?
Do you want a jelly baby?
OMG 😂😂😂
Why can't I read "Worth a shot" without doing Camilo's voice in my head? Lol
This was the best fic EVER! I love the ✨ Doctor✨ SO MUCH!
Hey, I saw your headline. Please stop spreading misinformation especially concerning medical data.
Yes, although there have been studies conducted analysing the correlation between developing a schizophrenia related disorders, none have been conclusive. So no, cats do not cause schizophrenia. Schizophrenia and schizophrenia related disorders can be caused by a multitude of things.
Yes, although cats are most commonly known to be a host for the parasite causing toxoplasmosis, that doesn't mean every cat has it and spreads it. If a cat eats another animal that had the parasite, they will, most likely, only pass it (the parasite) in 10-14 days after ingestion. In that case the parasite will be found in the feces if the cat. The parasite can then live on for a year and infect other warm blooded creatures. Also if a healthy adult gets toxoplasmosis it goes away in most cases without the need of treatment. If treatment is necessary medicine/drugs exists.
Hope that helps. Love, take care and stay safe.
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