Bats, Birds, and Spiders

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Oh, this is BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

What? No. WHY 😭

XD

Spidey Boi ❤️

Or angry that they stole his gimmick...

I love this 😍

I like that you removed the drug reference, even if the joke makes no sense now. I'mma assume it's Batcodes or something.

Neal 💕

One of my favorites 🤩

Most in-character thing yet 😂

Tim never stops being a stalker, he just gets to live with the object of his obsession 😂😂😂

Yes! 🙂‍↕️

Very Tim, much funny.

Petey is still nerd 🤓

Oh look, a summary of their entire brotherhood XD

Wait no why is Petey so chill about being separated from Aunt May??? 😢

Claremore????

OMS 😂🤣😅😅😅🤣

BEST ONE YET

This is one of the best combinations of Incorrect Quotes ever, it's brilliant, I love it 😍

Good job.

Awww 🥰

XD

[Bruce: *Laughs*]
— This was already funny, but that seals it. Brucie Wayne at his FINEST

Why is this so fitting, tho??? Like, they could've done it first and we'd use it as an Incorrect Quote for Thor and Loki. I love this.

But what does this even mean???

🙏*deep breath in* ...HULK 👉

OH MY STARS YESSSSS 🤣🤣🤣

one hop this time
right foot let's stomp

stomps on enemy's foot

I feel so called out right now 😂😂😂

Gerbil 🐹🐹🐹

I love that Jason is this big, rough, violent bruiser... who's as well a literary nerd. I love it. MOTHER DUCKING DEPTH, BITCHES

🪩 🦉 🌃 🌳

This is... exactly their personalities, actually. I love it.

Tim is a petty prankster gremlin and I love him 💛

Works with Bruce and Alfred as well, tbh

1) Wtf is a rice cabinet???
2) YESS XD

This just kept getting better and better XD

This entire fic is so amazingly in-character, is the crazy part. It's hilarious and I love it 😂 😍 🩷

ALL THE EXTRA KUDOS: 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Yeah, Jason's got the best apartment and cooks gourmet meals all the time. He sits around with classical music playing while he reads Emily Dickinson.

But no-one ever believes him. XD

HAS DAMIAN EVER WATCHED TEENAGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES???

Direct parallel to the earlier one, I love it 🤣🤣🤣

Aw, even Dami's getting in on it 😍

You capture character voices fairly well. I like how you remember little details like Damian's 'tsk's and such. Good job.

But they aren't adults...

This is hilarious and the codenames are so perfect and I love it 😂😂😂

As well, I just really like the idea that the Iceberg Lounge is neutral ground for the Bats and Rogues and such. ❤️

[butterfly guy meme] Is this romance?

Wait, does that mean he's still a reporter in this verse?? 😍

Do he and Tim bond over cameras???? 😍 😍 😍

Jason always thinks he's so edgy 🤣 But then he's always just so not 🤣🤣

Alternatively: EVERY ROBIN EVER XD

I love how this and the last one are kinda a set XD

YESSSSS XD 🎷

How did he not know, though???? XD

It's always stormy in Gotham 😜

Yes; 🙂‍↕️

Ming ming ming, ming, ming ming ming

I love this, pure gold 🤩

Best one yet 🪘

FIIIIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

👌

My favorite zapping expression 😺

As well: FIIIIIIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

...but those are their love interests...

As well this is hilarious 😂

I'm so used to versions of Tim that strangely don't read and I like this soooo much better 🤩

I read Duela as Dick for a second and OH MY GOD I was freaking out XD

I was literally thinking about this one! So perfect 😍

IT WAS SECRETLY A SAGA 😍

Jason, sweetie, NO

Dick: 🤦‍♀️

The chapter title XD XD XD

XD

You know what's funny? Between The Lizard, Green Goblin, and Venom, Peter's actually pretty used to guys like Twoface...

There's no comma between nudity and death, so I'mma hafta assume that's a combined scenerio.

Um...

That escalated quickly XD

Two types of people ↑

XD

WTF even HAPPENED, tho?????

Also: Spidey, my beloved 😍

He's adapted quickly, I gotta say.

Again: WHAT HAPPENED???! XD

They are best friends and I love it.

Second Halloween XD

TWELVE TUBS OF SPIDERS 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

THE FRIES DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS 😊😊😊😊😊

I love this, this is adorable.

Michigan XD

Yesssss XD

THE BEST BATSUIT

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️

The best one XD

Batmoooooon 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

This is hilarious and so in-character and I love it.

Unfortunately unrealistic, though, for precisely one reason: Alfred. As long as he exists, your argument is invalid.

This dynamic is so fun and I love it.

Spidey and the Rogues 🤩

I want Spidey to out-joke Joker 😭

That escalated quickly XD

So perfect 🤣

Awww 🥰

Yes it can XD

You know, I'm almost convinced he's doing it on purpose at this point... XD

XD

This is such a great ship, I love it.

Batie Wackies 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Oh my stars XD

DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BEEEEE

So Jason and Duela are just on-again off-again, huh? Fits them, actually.

Dick actually would look pretty good in a wedding dress, is the crazy part.

Oh, that loveable idiot XD

Knowing Peter that credit card is empty

I mean he already died once

No not the idea the soultion

Did I sit her for 1 minute to figure it out yes. Was it fun yeah

Ouch the will always be a corner for you to cry on

Mission successfully failed

I think it might have flow a little better if it ended with
I will destroy the fucking universe
Then earth but love the song

Weblings is the perfect name for baby spiders 😍😍😍

There's a rather large amount of fire in this fic... XD

🚒 🚒 🚒

But like, he would soooo do that, lol XD

Three types of relationships XD

[Dick, smirking at Bruce, who he knew had a B: I will add onto your 'AT'... to make 'RAT'.]
— This is exactly Dick's personality, actually 🤣

Now You See Me was amazing.

Also, if aliens abduct Tim, I feel bad for the aliens XD

I love the muppets quote!! This is gonna be so fun 🤩

Peter: What language are you two speaking??

Me: has it turned into a forgotten tongue?!

Peter doesn’t pray to our lord and savior Red Hood? Rookie mistake 😞

Literally any big family experience ever 😑

Jason (probably) to anyone dressed up as a zombie on Halloween: My culture is not your costume

I just know Alfred is dragging out the conversation to see how long it will take for Peter to reveal himself

Duh, Alfred. Get with the program

Oooo *take picture* I love supporting local sanctuaries

The real question, Jason, is why isn’t your hand stuck in a vending machine? Huh? How about that

Peter, your nerd is showing

I love that Dick is an acrobat that is also careles/lacks caution in his every day activity 😂

He was ready

It was a a valiant effort, Damien. You’ll get ‘em next time tiger

Well, was Tim wrong??

The Jason and Tim beef brings me joy each and every time

They’re just following the Bruce Wayne ditz agenda

If he really wanted it, he would’ve gotten onto Netflix first

And why would he want to be normal??

Girl isn’t cut any slack. Not even by birth certificates

Not Jason with using the literal meanings 😂

That checks out

I just know the minute after that wasn’t any better

At that point, nothing else left to do but own it. You strut that runway, mama!

The real question is, how long did it take for him to memorize it?

I jus know Damien was asking for the sole purpose of giving Peter a heart attack

Jason’s natural state: constantly sleep deprived

How dare he question the sanctity of Pokémon card readings

The chapter title is absolutely correct. I would be petrified with fear

The French aren’t real, and France most certainly is not either. I concur

Why not is the real question

Peter when someone asks him why he can’t remember his own name: oh, I remember now: I’m trying to save the world from annihilation!

Jason’s a hater of joy. Checks out

They just wanted bonding time!

Wonder why that might be??

The rivalry continues ✨with puns✨

Yeah, that might take a while. Better grab the lawn chairs!

Does Alfred know British people aren’t real?

Doesn’t everyone in Gotham?

Real, Jason 😔

Close enough

Indeed they do. Clock it

Ah, yes. I too loved that lullaby as a kid 😍

Well, in their defense, it kinda does 🤷‍♂️

Everyone’s an enemy

Yeah, Tim. You can hold it 🙄

I think that theory should be tested. Who wants to go first?

Wake up papi, it’s time to live

He wasn’t wrong!

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I see that marauders reference. And oh my days i genuinely cant with how theres 197 chapters and 9k words. 🫣

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