Rogues' Group Chat

Chapter 1: Name guide

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt] = Riddler/Edward Nygma

[SomeSeriousScythe] = Scarecrow/Professor Jonathan Crane

[Vicnora4ever] = Mr Freeze/Dr Victor Fries

[GeminiB'llsh't] = Twoface (BBH = Big Bad Harv, HD = Harvey Dent)

[BeNimble] = Joker/Jacob 'Jack' Napier

[DiamondsAre4ever] = Harley Quinn/Dr Harleen Quinzel

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools] = Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch

[SoftPaws] = Catwoman/Selina Kyle

[GaiasHerald] = Poison Ivy/Dr Pamela Isley

[$Cobblepot$] = Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot

[Krok] = Human Crocodile/Croc/Waylon Jones

[TheRealGreatestShowman] = Clayface/umm...

Chapter 2

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Alcohol is delicious!

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Excuse me?

[Vicnora4ever]: What?

[GeminiB'llsh't]: BBH -- wrong group, nerd. HD -- Please tell me someone didn't get you drunk.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Why are you all freaking out?

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Wait, just reread my message. I meant 'Alcohol is malicious'.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Stupid autocorrect.

[BeNimble]: Gasp, stupid?! Eddie's breaking out the rough language. Let's all assume he's hiding something and start an angry mob!

[DiamondsAre4ever]: No.

[BeNimble]: Awww! Why not????

[DiamondsAre4ever]: Because I'm still mad at you! You left me to be caught by the cops, didn't back up my alibi, and forgot to buy milk!

[DiamondsAre4ever]:.... I think I just realized why people keep thinking we're dating.

Chapter 3

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: thEre Is nO 'i' iN hAppynESs

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: There is if you fucking spell it right.

Chapter 4

[SoftPaws]: Hey, I just found a link to a free empowerment seminar.

[SoftPaws]: It's supposed to help you unlock your inner self to affect the world around you.

[SoftPaws]: Who wants to come with me to mock it?

[SomeSeriousScythe]: People like you are the reason I quit teaching.

[SomeSeriousScythe]: I'm in.

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: soUnds likE FuN.

[GaiasHerald]: Please, that shit's easy. I do it every day.

[DiamondsAre4ever]: That's cause your a Meta, Pammy.

[DiamondsAre4ever]: We'll be there!

[BeNimble]: Looks like most the gang's going!

[BeNimble]: What about you, Eddie? You coming.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: No thanks.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: I'm god.

[GeminiB'llsh't]: HD -- *good :) BBH -- Dweeb.

[SomeSeriousScythe]: No, he meant God.

[GaiasHerald]: He can't have. Everyone knows that I'm God.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: You wish.

[$Cobblepot$] Please don't fight, there's a rather simple solution.

[$Cobblepot$] We can all be gods.

[BeNimble]: please please please let me invite 🦇 to this! He never believes me when I tell him that I'm not the craziest one on here.

Chapter 5

[GeminiB'llsh't]: HD -- Guess what? Edward's been teaching us how to play chess! BBH -- And we've been winning >:)

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Oh, please! I've been letting you win!

[BeNimble]: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

[DiamondsAre4ever]: Have you been reading my psychology books again?

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Can everyone in this group please learn the skill called 'thinking before you text'?

[SoftPaws]: You know, Joker... I think it might be.

Chapter 6

[DiamondsAre4ever]: Why did you name yourself after you scythe, Professor?

[SomeSeriousScythe]: My scythe is the ultimate weapon. It's like a knife taped to a stick.

[BeNimble]: SPEAR

---SomeSeriousScythe has blocked BeNimble---

Chapter 7

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: .sapnu puaS

[Krok]: what???

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: What language is that.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

---SphinxyAndIKnowIt was removed from the chat---

Chapter 8

A: -sends a super low-quality image-

B: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

A: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

?: You can't measure rage in ounces.

C: Actually, I did the math, B would have $225, not $0.15

B: Fam I'm right here...

D: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of lemonade :)

A: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

D: Sorry I only have a dollar.

A: :(

C: Hey I just realized my friend is right, B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

D: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of lemonade and an apply juice. :)

C: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

E: Yeah and they want lemonade and apply juice.

C: Apply juice to what.

E: Directly to the forehead.

B: Great chat everyone.

Chapter 9

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Then either sonic is a god or could kill God, and I do not care if there isva difference.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: What?

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Sry, wrong chat. I'll delete

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Wait no I need context

Chapter 10

[BeNimble]: Does anyone know how to wrap a bandage so it stays on?

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Why do u need to no?

[BeNimble]: I may have been aggressively poked with a knife.

[SoftPaws]: You were stabbed?!

[BeNimble]: No, no. I was aggressively poked with a knife.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: That is the exact same thing where the hell are you I'll come pick you uo

[BeNimble]: near Crocs place

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: You're in the sewer?!

--no response--

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Hello?

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Joker?

--some time later--

[DiamondsAre4ever]: Has anyone found him yet??!

[Vicnora4ever]: No.

[Vicnora4ever]: I have checked fifteen different shoe stores in case he was talking about that sort of croc. No luck, will keep searching.

[SomeSeriousScythe]: He isn't by the university.

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Arkham doesn't have him.

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Neither do the bats.

[$Cobblepot$]: No luck either, I'm afraid.

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: dOn'T worRY, HaRleY. ThE kNavE WilL bE OKaY.

[GaiasHerald]: Yeah, Harls. This is probably some dumb prank.

[GeminiB'llsh't]: BBH -- if it is, we're gonna make that clown wish it wasn't. HD -- please let it be a dumb prank.

[SoftPaws]: Keep looking, everyone. We'll find him eventually.

[Krok]: Found him. Taking him to hospital.

[DiamondsAre4ever]: CROC YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Which hospital?

[Krok]: Gotham Main

[SomeSeriousScythe]: We're on our way.

[Vicnora4ever]: :)

[GeminiB'llsh't]: Thank God

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: He'S aLrIgHt!!!

[SoftPaws]: That clown is going to be the end of me.

[GaiasHerald]: Great, now Harley can stop panicking.

[$Cobblepot$]: A glad-you-are-not-dead celebration will be held in the Lounge next Friday, provided Joker is well enough and not in Arkham.

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Oh, if he's in Arkham by then, I'm busting him out.

--some time later--

[BeNimble]: Just read all the messages from after I black out.

[BeNimble]: you guys, I think I'm gonna cry

Chapter 11

[SoftPaws]: I am not a whore, but -- not that I've done the math -- if I were, I'd be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

[BeNimble]: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face!

[BeNimble]: But with words!

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Why do we have this chat again?

Chapter 12

[SomeSeriousScythe]: I just watched Stephanie jump off a spinning chair. Luckily, she wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Edward was screaming for help, which caused Jervis to run in to help Stephanie, and it somehow ended with them all in a pile on the floor surrounded by broken glass. [SomeSeriousScythe]: Just note that all of this happened in under a minute.

[SomeSeriousScythe]: Send help, I live with crazy people.

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: wE'rE aLl mAD hEre.