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Bats Vs Rogues

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Fandom
Batman - All Media Types
Main relationship
Batfamily Members & Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Main characters
Batfamily Members (DCU) Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
1,135 words19 chapters 50 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks25 readsUpdated 30 Jun 2024
Summary

Bats Vs Rogues with Incorrect Quotes

Chapter 1: Recovery


My version of Joker is not a murderer, so things like Jason's death are either not his fault or an accident.

Riddler, listening closely to Red Hood's voice: Wait, didn't you used to be Robin?

 

Red Hood: W-what?! No!

 

Riddler: Yes, you were the second Robin!

 

Twoface: The second? Oh, right. It's been a while since we saw you. Where have you been?

 

Royal Robin: Oh, he died.

 

Twoface: What?

 

Red Hood: Yeah, Joker killed me.

 

Joker: It was an accident! An' ya got better!

 

Riddler: How do you recover from death?!

 

Batman, appearing out of nowhere to arrest all the Rogues: It runs in the family.

 

Riddler: That makes less sense!

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TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2024-08-04

That clears up Jason's part in the batjokes work! (Also lmn if the comments are bothering you, I just keep giggling over these and can't not comment when they don't have any yet.)

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

The comments are definitely not bothering me, thank you for asking! I actually like comments better than kudos. I'm glad you're enjoying these so much! 😊

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 3 · 2024-08-04

Okay, but Ivy being the leader is a great idea!? Her and Batman being deadpan while trying to control the chaos around them is a duo I didn't know I needed.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

In my mind, Joker's the one the public perceives as leader, while Ivy is actually the leader. Something about her just screams authority, and she knows it.

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 2024-08-04

That something is probably being able to outglare the Batman ;)

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

Most likely. 😂

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2024-08-04

LMAO 💛💛💛

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2024-08-04

They're adorable!! 💜

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

Ikr?

JordanvanHayden via AO3 on Chapter 18 · 2024-10-19

Thank you. This was really entertaining

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-19

Glad you like it 😊

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